Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:52:23 pm PST #13681 of 30001

I owe it all to Dr. Seuss.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2010 2:54:16 pm PST #13682 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't it "diamond ring turns glass" or something like that? Then, mama's gonna buy you a....big fat ass.

That can't be right.


Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 2:54:56 pm PST #13683 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I like this version better.


aurelia - Mar 05, 2010 2:55:03 pm PST #13684 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've had OK Go's "This too shall pass" in my head the last few days. Probably because I've watched the videos umpteen many times.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2010 2:55:16 pm PST #13685 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

nope, designated times start TONIGHT. I am not pleased, but I really need to get on with things. I want him to start back at karate tomorrow (he has been off for 6 weeks) and then I also really need the new babysitter thing to stay on track.

I doubt we make it into April without re-visiting the issue.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:15 pm PST #13686 of 30001

My mama always sang "shine." Looks like official is "turns to brass" WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE: [link]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns to brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark.
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town


Jessica - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:23 pm PST #13687 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If that diamond ring turns brass, Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass
And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat
And if that billy goat won't pull, Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull
And if that cart and bull turns over, Mama's gonna buy you a doggie named Rover
And if that dog named Rover won't bark, Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart
And if that horse and cart falls down
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

[er, xpost]


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:33 pm PST #13688 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

designated times start TONIGHT.

Ooh, big move. I hope things go smoothly.

Sara, that song just lends itself to filling in. I do a crap job at it. You and Jesse are at least having good times.

I've had OK Go's "This too shall pass"

Now I have Gandalf yelling "You shall not pass!" stuck in my head. I should go and behold the marvel of my expanded TiVo. Because, uh, it looks all different and stuff. Not.


Amy - Mar 05, 2010 2:58:25 pm PST #13689 of 30001
Because books.

I have had Alison Karuas singing "Down to the River to Pray" stuck in my head for 5 days now.

Oh man, I love that song. A pretty good earworm there, as earworms go.


juliana - Mar 05, 2010 2:58:49 pm PST #13690 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Champagne cocktail - sugar, bitters, champers, lemon twist. I prefer Peychaud's overall, but I like the anise flavor in it.

Our bar has a case of Angostura, and we don't even use it in any of our drinks right now. All the bartenders are eyeing that case for our own nefarious purposes.