I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2010 7:38:21 am PST #11481 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did another check of the web logs this morning, and we've gotten a fair amount of hits from TWOP. Turns out the recapper for Vampire Diaries thinks Ian Somerhalder has a BBOC quality. All properly cited, and TWOPpers seem to be clicky link people.


bon bon - Feb 26, 2010 7:41:36 am PST #11482 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

the recapper for Vampire Diaries

Cindy.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2010 7:45:39 am PST #11483 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was trying to be subtle.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2010 7:46:37 am PST #11484 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But she's out of the closet with Lost, huh?


bon bon - Feb 26, 2010 7:48:52 am PST #11485 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Whoops?


Calli - Feb 26, 2010 7:52:21 am PST #11486 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Now to find a Bomer lookalike aesthetician...

Mmmmmmm. I would get pedi and manicured, waxed, facialed, and otherwise preened within an inch of my bank account.


Sparky1 - Feb 26, 2010 7:56:29 am PST #11487 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

A professor would like me to find an interview she heard on the radio about a certain Supreme Court case but she doesn't remember what station she was listen to, or who it was being interviewed (or doing the interview).

Lemme just pull that outta my ass, professor.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2010 8:00:03 am PST #11488 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, Brubeck would also be perfection.

All you have to do is say Brubeck's name, and I get "Take Five" stuck in my head.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2010 8:00:22 am PST #11489 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone ever tried umeboshi?

Taste Test: Umeboshi

It's so sour that just looking at it makes you salivate. At least that's how the saying about umeboshi, or sour plum, goes. There's some truth in it, too — umeboshi has double the citric acid content of a lemon, so when you stick it in your mouth you can feel your cheeks suck into themselves. Nevertheless, Japanese people consume umeboshi often, not just to add flavor to things but straight up as a condiment with rice. Maybe it's because we believe that umeboshi has health benefits, like improving blood flow, helping digestion, and fighting bacteria. Or maybe because, when the red fruit is placed in the middle of a bento box full of white rice, it kind of looks like the Japanese flag.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2010 8:06:06 am PST #11490 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lobster Dog