Shocking. This is hardly the level of discourse I come here for. Fuck all y'all.
Let me improve this for you:
Fucking Shocking. This is hardly the fucking level of fucking discourse I fucking come the fuck here for. Fuck all y'fuckingall.
Strong like an Amazon.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 26, 2010 6:48:28 am PST #11453 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 6:49:16 am PST #11454 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have no idea what we will do for afterschool care. I have someone who can pick him up 2 days a week, but that is it.
Try Craig's List. That's how we found Emmett's aftercare person when he was in kindergarten.
"Slaughter on 10th Avenue" was composed by Richard Rodgers - a very dramatic bit of film music.
smonster - Feb 26, 2010 6:49:41 am PST #11455 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aw, and then I had to go look up the British celebrity swearing advert: [link]
P.M. Marc - Feb 26, 2010 6:52:23 am PST #11456 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
The nation's most populous state is asking its 38 million residents to stop using four-letter words for an entire week beginning Monday.
So... are they trying to fix their budget with a swear jar?
DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 6:53:16 am PST #11457 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dear Home State,
Listen, up cocksuckers. Shit's dribbling out your ears if you think this ass-licking anti-profanity campaign will amount to a crock of shit. So take your pencil-thin dick out of your hands, and extract your pin-head out of your anal tract and unfuck yourself.
Thank you.
Vortex - Feb 26, 2010 6:56:41 am PST #11458 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
msbelle, just a thought, but have you considered looking at a school for education? Aspiring teachers may be good aftercare prospects.
§ ita § - Feb 26, 2010 6:57:46 am PST #11459 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I love that British swearing thing. And I loved the explosion of LJ icons it caused.
Whew! Didn't have to call file transfer guy. Despite not being on IM he answered email right quick.
Headache==massive, but mood==good. I just need to keep that up for 48 hours. And today's a short workday, so hopefully not hard.
Batman Movie Soundtrack
Soundtrack, as in Prince? Or score, as in Elfman?
Barb - Feb 26, 2010 6:58:19 am PST #11460 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Elfman
Jesse - Feb 26, 2010 6:58:56 am PST #11461 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
msbelle, just a thought, but have you considered looking at a school for education? Aspiring teachers may be good aftercare prospects.
I was thinking maybe social work students.
Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 7:01:05 am PST #11462 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
msbelle, my sister is a social worker in Brooklyn (she works with foster kids) - would you like me to ask her if she can recommend anyone?