Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 10:54:07 am PST #11156 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Heh heh heh.

My sister was quite surprised I wasn't covered in bruises Sunday morning. Frankly, from what I've heard, so am I.


msbelle - Feb 25, 2010 10:54:27 am PST #11157 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Annnnnnddddd Mac has been kicked out of his current afterschool. I am off to pick him up. Fuck!


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 10:54:52 am PST #11158 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, what's wrong with this story?

A disgruntled and intoxicated Cortez man took out his frustration on Saturday afternoon by going on a rampage with his backhoe damaging a motel and flipping a car over.

OK, dude has a fuckin' backhoe. And he supposedly goes on a rampage. But flipping one car and damaging one building is kinda' a letdown. With a backhoe, there would be so much potential....

Freddy Jaramillo Of Cortez Goes On Backhoe Rampage


Gudanov - Feb 25, 2010 10:54:59 am PST #11159 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Shit. Sorry msbelle.


Aims - Feb 25, 2010 10:55:19 am PST #11160 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My sister was quite surprised I wasn't covered in bruises Sunday morning. Frankly, from what I've heard, so am I.

You were very cute, though!


Aims - Feb 25, 2010 10:55:48 am PST #11161 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ah fuck, msbelle. I am so sorry.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2010 10:56:01 am PST #11162 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh no msbelle! Good luck.


sarameg - Feb 25, 2010 10:56:06 am PST #11163 of 30001

Aw crap, msbelle.


Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 10:56:28 am PST #11164 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sorry, msbelle.


Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 10:56:52 am PST #11165 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oi. Sorry to hear it, msbelle.