Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2010 8:28:59 am PST #10963 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Well, since Brenda FedExed something to him, she may have his address, and then we would knock on the door and.... My imagination fails.

I'm gonna go with "punch him in the head."

I could Trixie Belden myself up to Wisconsin and lovingly hand deliver a package from the Buffistas.

I can only imagine what would be in it.

A great big can of punchyouinthehead.


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 8:30:41 am PST #10964 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wasn't part of the story that the squatter wouldn't leave because he didn't believe Gus actually lived there, because Gus was black?


Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 8:30:48 am PST #10965 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't remember what Kimi said it was.

Complications from the monkey bite, IIRC.


flea - Feb 25, 2010 8:31:00 am PST #10966 of 30001
information libertarian

I think we need to write a collective novel about Gus. Each contributing a chapter. At the end, Steph drives up and punches him in the head.


Daisy Jane - Feb 25, 2010 8:31:31 am PST #10967 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So Tep? Should we take it that you want someone punched in the head?


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 8:31:37 am PST #10968 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I have Gus's address too, as I mailed him a copy of this book: No Touch Monkey! And Other Travel Lessons Learned Too Late


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2010 8:32:40 am PST #10969 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So Tep? Should we take it that you want someone punched in the head?

It cuts through all the social niceties and delivers a clear message, I feel.


JZ - Feb 25, 2010 8:32:51 am PST #10970 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'll need to get my expired drivers license renewed first....

You...what? No. I keep trying to put "tommyrot" and "expired drivers license" together in the same thought and they simply will not go. It's unpossible.

Anyone wants to do any B&E in pursuit of Gus: The Truth Behind The Myth, I will gladly provide an alibi if needed.

And YES GOD YES on why we left TT and Salon. I had completely forgotten about that, yet something about Fast Eddie's description of it was gnawing badly at me; I just couldn't put my finger on it.


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 8:34:20 am PST #10971 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You...what? No. I keep trying to put "tommyrot" and "expired drivers license" together in the same thought and they simply will not go. It's unpossible.

Yeah, it's weird. I've been taking public transit everywhere for so long, I just keep putting it off and off....


Dana - Feb 25, 2010 8:35:00 am PST #10972 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The first Buffy thread was started long before any of us were Buffistas.

And really, I think we started annoying people when we had like six threads. Buffy, Angel, a Quotable for each, Bitches, Bureau...