"Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?
"Wha?"
"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 7:34:18 am PST #10890 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Cashmere - Feb 25, 2010 7:35:59 am PST #10891 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
"Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?
"Wha?"
"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."
I get, "Why did you call that person a jackass, Mommy?"
Nora Deirdre - Feb 25, 2010 7:36:25 am PST #10892 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
The bar doesn't refrigerate, I don't think.
Bars go through it a lot faster than the average home cocktail drinker. [link]
So you should keep your spirits at room temperature, but do refrigerate your vermouth. Vermouth is a lightly fortified wine, and as such it's subject to oxidation, just like any other wine. If you keep it cold, however, a good vermouth should last at least six months before it shows any sign of deterioration.
Steph L. - Feb 25, 2010 7:36:48 am PST #10893 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Give me back that Filet of Fish
Give me that fish
I *love* that commercial!
The Geekiest Cookies Ever (PHOTOS)
The binary Hostess Cupcakes are AWESOME
In other news, does anyone have any silver tequila recommendations other than Patron?
I vote Cabo Wabo.
Lee - Feb 25, 2010 7:37:19 am PST #10894 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yeah, I'll be tossing my vermouth when I get home.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 25, 2010 7:37:21 am PST #10895 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."
The Buffista sprogs are going to have some very large vocabularies of both the erudite and "swears-like-a-sailor" variety.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 7:37:22 am PST #10896 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was thinking that we should just give up on the "don't let kids learn swear words" thing. Fuck it. Just let 'em swear.
Except then they'd probably swear wrong, and we'd then have to teach them to swear correctly.
Daisy Jane - Feb 25, 2010 7:38:14 am PST #10897 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The Cabo Wabo was surprisingly good! My father-in-law is a tequila genius!
DavidS - Feb 25, 2010 7:38:39 am PST #10898 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was thinking that we should just give up on the "don't let kids learn swear words" thing. Fuck it. Just let 'em swear.
My rule is simply that it's socially inappropriate for younger people to swear in front of older people.
Emmett can swear all he wants among his peer group.
Matilda too, for that matter, though it might not play in preschool to call the kid who took your playdough a cocksucker.
brenda m - Feb 25, 2010 7:38:53 am PST #10899 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also, vermouth should be refrigerated unless being used quickly.
Huh.
Dry vermouth is also nice to have around as a substitute for white wine in cooking those times when you really don't want to open a bottle.