But I can say I believe everyone here is who they say they are, and that they're within inches of any stated height.
I'm actually 4' 11".
Um, on my knees. Or something.
Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 3:16:15 pm PST #10639 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ChiKat - Feb 24, 2010 3:18:02 pm PST #10640 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I'm actually 4' 11".
Too many of us have met you to believe that one, boyo.
Um, on my knees. Or something.
I still think you may be taller on your knees.
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2010 3:19:23 pm PST #10641 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm seven feet tall with a shock of red hair; I wear pair of mighty boots and my eyes blaze like the sun.
aurelia - Feb 24, 2010 3:20:16 pm PST #10642 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm actually 4' 11".
Too many of us have met you to believe that one, boyo.
And we have pictures to prove it.
Sue - Feb 24, 2010 3:21:08 pm PST #10643 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I am actually a 6ft tall Republican father of seven from the great state of North Dakota.
Lee - Feb 24, 2010 3:23:11 pm PST #10644 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hey, me too!
Am I your sock puppet?
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2010 3:23:20 pm PST #10645 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I am actually a 6ft tall Republican father of seven from the great state of North Dakota.
Damn, I guessed wrong, I always thought it was South Dakota.
billytea - Feb 24, 2010 3:23:20 pm PST #10646 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm seven feet tall with a shock of red hair; I wear pair of mighty boots and my eyes blaze like the sun.
Oh, wow. I can totally see Lady Gaga saying that.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 3:24:01 pm PST #10647 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm actually a tri-gendered alien from Andromeda, sent here to study your Earth-cats.
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2010 3:24:41 pm PST #10648 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Oh, wow. I can totally see Lady Gaga saying that.
Funny you should say that . . .