I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

Giles ,'Beneath You'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Feb 23, 2010 12:07:38 pm PST #10217 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

it put me in an utterly HULK SMASH place

I'm so pissed I changed my tag.


erikaj - Feb 23, 2010 12:13:20 pm PST #10218 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

OMG, Matt, somehow we ended up on top of each other...what a waste for you!


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 12:18:53 pm PST #10219 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I totally want one of these:

Scare neighbors with a gigantic T-Rex statue

Normally, I'd say that lawn ornaments are lame. But this T-Rex is no normal lawn ornament. Standing 11 feet high and stretching out 22 feet long, this amazing specimen is guaranteed to make all the neighborhood kids think you're the coolest guy in the world while simultaneously making all their parents forbid them from coming near your yard. And isn't that what lawn ornaments are all about?

This bad boy can be yours for a mere $7,500. What are you waiting for?!


Ginger - Feb 23, 2010 12:28:50 pm PST #10220 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Scare neighbors with a gigantic T-Rex statue

Want! Of course, I used to gaze with hopeless envy at the concrete Sinclair gas brontosaurus a guy in Nashville had in his front yard.

Speaking of hopeless envy, msbelle's "one of the closets in my bedroom" also had that effect on me. My house has one three-foot-wide closet with two-foot-wide door per bedroom.


Hil R. - Feb 23, 2010 12:30:30 pm PST #10221 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

From the comments on that bake sale article. (The reason given for banning homemade baked goods is that they don't have standard portion sizes and verified calorie counts.) A commenter says:

How would you know if the home goods were made in a safe, sterile environment? I would never allow my child or any member of my family take food made in a strangers home.

Apparently it's a miracle that I survived my twelve years of public school bake sales.


Dana - Feb 23, 2010 12:31:32 pm PST #10222 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Apparently it's a miracle that I survived my twelve years of public school bake sales.

Or eating anywhere besides your family's home.


Jesse - Feb 23, 2010 12:32:28 pm PST #10223 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure no one's home is a sterile environment. Except John Travolta when he was the boy in the bubble.


erikaj - Feb 23, 2010 12:35:35 pm PST #10224 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod. or that snotty guy on Seinfeld.


Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 12:35:46 pm PST #10225 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I am trying very hard not to lose my shit. I go through all the trouble of planning out meals, putting together a shopping list etc. I made pizza on Sunday instead of our Saturday night, make-together fun meal because Jon had to work. I made soup last night because we had pizza when I was supposed to make soup and Jon forgot to put out the Italian sausage to thaw. Guess who forgot again today, which means I make the pasta tomorrow instead of having a frozen dinner to celebrate the middle of the week and maybe go have a drink? So now I'll do the drink tonight with frozen dinner or leftover pizza, cook tomorrow and Thursday (Thursday was supposed to be his day to make whatever).

Please remind me these are just wrinkles.


Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 12:37:02 pm PST #10226 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, and yeah agreed that's crazy, unless your kid had allergies, but then wouldn't you be super vigilant anyway?