Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2009 5:21:31 pm PST #24765 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dana, I think she's more likely to need a false alibi than a real one. I just know her better.


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:21:37 pm PST #24766 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I appreciate it, Dana!


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:25:39 pm PST #24767 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anyway, alibi or no, I'd be one of those people who gets caught because they were googling "untraceable poisons" and such.


Dana - Dec 13, 2009 5:26:09 pm PST #24768 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You need to start writing a mystery novel, so you can pass it off as research.


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:28:51 pm PST #24769 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Speaking of which, I saw "Richard Castle's" book for sale.


amych - Dec 13, 2009 5:29:29 pm PST #24770 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Too much work. Claim on the internet that you're doing research because you want to write a novel someday. You'll blend right in!


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2009 5:33:54 pm PST #24771 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rick Castle's book made the best seller list, and was sold out in a number of locations. They're planning another one.


JenP - Dec 13, 2009 5:58:29 pm PST #24772 of 30001

I live in Baltimore now. Finally. So tired. But happy.


shrift - Dec 13, 2009 5:58:52 pm PST #24773 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'd be one of those people who gets caught because they were googling "untraceable poisons" and such.

I do this all the time! It's usually for a story, but I don't know if "I was writing porn, your Honor" would hold up in court.


amych - Dec 13, 2009 6:00:13 pm PST #24774 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Congrats, JenP!