No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2009 11:30:18 am PST #24004 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't deal with audible books because the reader either talks too slowly or too quickly.

Some mp3 players let you vary the speed without shifting the pitch.


javachik - Dec 09, 2009 11:31:14 am PST #24005 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I hated tons of books that my old book group chose, especially one of the books about a painting going through time/different peoples' hands? Girl in Hyacinth Blue? Gawd it was so awful. I marked some of the atrocious passages and read them aloud to my book group. One particularly nasty passage was about an 11-year-old girl, writing in the first person, talking about her underwear feeling moist? OH HELL NO.

Some mp3 players let you vary the speed without shifting the pitch.

I seem to remember that, but by the time I was using an iPod and Audible.com, I was already too annoyed by the voices. And I had stopped commuting so much!


javachik - Dec 09, 2009 11:34:57 am PST #24006 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Grits:

Could someone please come here to my home and explain to my dogs that just because I am working from home, it doesn't mean that I am here to entertain them??!


msbelle - Dec 09, 2009 11:36:36 am PST #24007 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

b/c I am of one mind at the moment...comparison of the 4 lowest priced houses in my current search

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Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 09, 2009 11:36:58 am PST #24008 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm glad they included Karl Ruprecht Kroenen's tonfa blades from Hellboy, as those are the coolest weapons I've seen in a long while.


megan walker - Dec 09, 2009 11:38:43 am PST #24009 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Books I regret reading Based on user votes.

I assume that it's not just the quality of the book but the subject matter.

For example, I recommend The Kite Runner, but I generally warn people that they might find it disturbing. I had no idea what the major plot points were before picking it up, so I can see where someone might regret reading it. There's a reason I chose not to read The Lovely Bones.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2009 11:39:07 am PST #24010 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sumi, that's a great list. I haven't seen all of the source material, but I agree with most of the choices for what I've seen. Except for Optimus Prime's sword, because that movie stank to high heaven. Nothing from it should persist.

I can't think of any books I regret reading because I'll stop if I'm not enjoying it

I also watch TV series way too long. Some crack about wanting to justify a negative opinion--and then look how I can't remember any ammunition. But at least I remember why Bones annoys me. For now.

My commute to my first job out here was so long that I was bored with my music. Books on CD was about it for keeping focussed--beat long phone conversations on many fronts.


-t - Dec 09, 2009 11:41:02 am PST #24011 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think I really regret reading anything I've read. Most of the books I didn't like, if I hadn't read them I would still be curious about them, so having read them at least let's me know that I don't like them.

Maybe Mason & Dixon, because I liked the idea of it wuite a bit but found the actual book rather meh. But, again, if I hadn't read it I would want to read it.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2009 11:43:45 am PST #24012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wish someone else would cop to reading Xanth and/or Gor and tell me they disliked them.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2009 11:45:37 am PST #24013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google = Skynet T-Shirt

Heh.