You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Dec 08, 2009 8:33:37 am PST #23640 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

No Christmas-themed clothing. I tend to do an oblique reference, like the red and white striped long-sleeved t-shirt I bought to wear with my black lounge pants at home at Christmas time. Last year DW and I bought red flannel PJ pants with little doggies sewn on them and wore them for Christmas Eve. So I'll do red nighttime items, but that's about it.


flea - Dec 08, 2009 8:34:42 am PST #23641 of 30001
information libertarian

I own 4-inch glow-in-the-dark skeleton earrings. I don't *wear* them, mind you. Mostly because they are cheap as heck and the wires hurt my ears.

I am beginning to nurture the hope that secretly, in her spare time, Lady Gaga knits and watches The Antiques Road Show while wearing a sweatshirt with a cat on it. (Please don't disillusion me if I'm wrong.)


Strix - Dec 08, 2009 8:35:25 am PST #23642 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OMG, my mom is Lady Gaga!


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2009 8:40:56 am PST #23643 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I spend so much time editing my HTML and then the screenshots and requirement documents, and do the developers look at them? Quite apparently not. I told them they supersede the app, but nosirree, they're going off the old app instead. ::sigh::

To make a rampant generalism, I've found IT less holiday dressy than other departments, but that may very well be because we're way more foreign than other departments. And more male. At my first LA job there was a Fun Committee and pressure to get all festive, but I think I'm going to be spared that here. I'd be surprised if anyone dressed or decorated in our department.


Jessica - Dec 08, 2009 8:41:19 am PST #23644 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

McSweeney's presents a pole dancing class taught by Paula Deen:

OK now, you're going to grab on to your pole about head-height, swing yourselves out and WRAP your body around the pole—that's right, just wrap yourself around it like a slice of bacon 'round an ear of sweet corn. Good, y'all! Now kick up that outside leg and float around to the ground ... nice and light, just like you're folding mayonnaise into sour cream. That's it!


smonster - Dec 08, 2009 8:42:50 am PST #23645 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh but you so should.

I'd rather have this one. [link] Get it? Batty? Hardy har har.


smonster - Dec 08, 2009 8:46:53 am PST #23646 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, wow, check out this octopus jewelry. I like the tentacle earrings. Spendy, though.

except to say that it's AWESOME.

Sounds awesome to me!


flea - Dec 08, 2009 8:48:47 am PST #23647 of 30001
information libertarian

That's the thing, though - Lady Gaga could be anybody. At least, if she dressed in regular clothes, she could probably go to the grocery store unmolested.


Kathy A - Dec 08, 2009 8:49:37 am PST #23648 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

TSA leaks its entire airport security manual online:

In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Agency (TSA) inadvertently posted online its entire airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.

The most sensitive parts of the 93-page Standard Operation Procedures were apparently redacted in a way that computer savvy individuals easily overcame.

The document shows sample CIA, Congressional and law enforcement credentials which experts say would make it easy for terrorists to duplicate.

The improperly redacted areas describe that only 20 percent of checked bags are to be hand searched for explosives and reveals in detail the limitations of x-ray screening machines.


Daisy Jane - Dec 08, 2009 8:50:53 am PST #23649 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People are killing me! First we have this whole rush job/back and forth about a project before the holidays, and now everyone is acting all confused about the deadline.

Also, they've apparently just now noticed Christmas is coming up and want to have promotions for the holiday that we can't get up until 12/22, 3 days before the day.