Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Dec 04, 2009 1:59:25 pm PST #23095 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ooh, Heavenly Creatures! I need to rewatch that -- haven't seen it in years.

Also, I don't remember Jennifer's Connelly's boobs from MD at all, but now I have a strange yen to look at them.

Also, I rented Basic Instinct when it came out, and my mom came in when I'd just started it...it was not a comfortable viewing.

Of course, mom has just gotten into J.R. Ward and paranormal romance erotica in the last couple of months -- there are MOUNDS of them beside her chair -- and I just have to kind of...blank out that part of my mind.

Somehow, my mom digging the hard-core vampire/werething sexxoring is way more a mental no-no to me than "regular" romance humpbumping.


Cashmere - Dec 04, 2009 2:01:31 pm PST #23096 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

but now I have a strange yen to look at them.

Too late. They're gone. She either lost a considerable amount of weight or had them reduced.


Polter-Cow - Dec 04, 2009 2:18:19 pm PST #23097 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh my God, I just learned about the emerald cockroach wasp.

The female wasp paralyzes a cockroach and disables its escape response, leads it into a burrow, and traps it inside with an egg. When the larva hatches, it feeds on the roach for days and then chews its way inside and feeds on its internal organs for days.

The roach is alive the whole time.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2009 2:23:30 pm PST #23098 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Michael Whelan is the Pern guy. Not the porn guy. Don't talk about him that way.


-t - Dec 04, 2009 2:27:42 pm PST #23099 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

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tommyrot - Dec 04, 2009 2:29:16 pm PST #23100 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Not commenting either.


Cashmere - Dec 04, 2009 2:30:00 pm PST #23101 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

*tryingtonotcomment*


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2009 2:33:51 pm PST #23102 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dresses made from almost anything and everything

Our designers these days are very creative and innovative when it comes to dresses and gowns. Literally, we have outfits made from anything and everything! Be it the balloons, chocolates, your favorite candies, money and even condoms! So, the next time you want to adorn something different, don’t worry, you name a thing and I am sure a dress will be available in it. Below are some attires from the weirdest things possible. Some are quite good while the others are just not wearable. But I guess this is what we call as freaky fashion! Have a look.


bon bon - Dec 04, 2009 2:33:56 pm PST #23103 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Of course, mom has just gotten into J.R. Ward and paranormal romance erotica in the last couple of months -- there are MOUNDS of them beside her chair -- and I just have to kind of...blank out that part of my mind.

I shouldn't have given my mother my JR Ward stuff. I try to ignore that.


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2009 2:37:17 pm PST #23104 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Applying Quantitative Analysis to Classic Lit

If Google has its way, all of English literature will one day exist as searchable digital text. Franco Moretti, a Stanford English professor, wants to be ready for the deluge with new kinds of questions and new tools to answer them — things like computational linguistics, data mining, computer modeling, and network theory. Moretti is already famous in bookish circles for his data-centric approach to novels, which he graphs, maps, and charts. Until recently, though, he’s been able to crunch only a few novels at a time, doing all that quantitative stuff by hand. Now he’s going digital, building searchable databases of old books, working to write software that can mine for patterns. Instead of diving deep into a few beloved titles, Moretti aims to zip across the creative output of entire eras. He calls it distant reading, and if his new methods catch on, they could change the way we look at literary history.

Take one experiment. Moretti decided to test the idea that Victorian writers, through their choice of adjectives, might reveal their belief that moral qualities were indivisible from reality itself and that physical traits reflected a person’s virtue. So he assembled a database of 250 novels and sent the file to computer scientists at IBM’s Visual Communications Lab, who turned the books into a series of word clouds. “Boom! There were exactly the adjectives I had hoped would pop up!” he says. “Adjectives like strong, bright, fair, in which the physical and the moral blend.”

For another project, he looked at the titles of 7,000 books in 18th- and 19th-century England and discovered a correlation between shorter titles and the growth of the book publishing industry. (Moretti theorizes that more concise titles made books easier to promote in a crowded marketplace.) He is also working with a programmer to test new software that can “read” terabytes of obscure, mostly unread fiction and classify the books by genre.