River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Dec 04, 2009 11:34:49 am PST #23044 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have scheduled myself a hair appointment for tonight. Go Team Haircut!


DavidS - Dec 04, 2009 11:36:44 am PST #23045 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have scheduled myself a hair appointment for tonight. Go Team Haircut!

::waves pom poms::


Trudy Booth - Dec 04, 2009 11:37:12 am PST #23046 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm halfway with her. It's okay to hope a friend on the other team has a good game, as long as my team wins.

They were whipping our asses. More importantly, I sucked and the friend was really good.


Kathy A - Dec 04, 2009 11:37:17 am PST #23047 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I might have to stop by the store to pick up the ingredients to make this:

Simple Carrot Ginger Soup

3 Tablespoons olive oil
1 yellow onion, chopped
1/3 cup peeled and finely chopped ginger root (can be halved if you want less ginger)
3 cloves garlic, minced
6 cups vegetable or chicken stock
1 1/2 pounds carrots, peeled and cut into 1/2 inch chunks
Pinch curry powder (optional)
Salt & ground pepper
Optional Garnishes: plain yogurt or sour cream, chives or parsley

Heat olive oil in a large stock pot over medium heat. Add onion, ginger and garlic; saute for 5-10 minutes. Add the stock and carrots. Heat to boiling. Reduce heat and simmer uncovered over medium heat until the carrots are very tender, about 30 minutes. Puree the soup with an immersion blender or in batches in a blender or food processor. Season with curry powder, salt and pepper to taste. This soup may be served immediately, keeps in the refrigerator for at least 3 days and freezes well.


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2009 11:37:21 am PST #23048 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

One of my Mother's insane hippie cruelties was that she believed it was bad for our eyes to read in the car.

I used to be able to read anything in the car, for hours at a time. At some point in my late 20s/early 30s, I stopped being able to read even a map without getting horribly nauseated. Unfair!

Did you also occasionally stick a fork in an outlet, just to make sure it still electrocuted you?

Well, it's such an acclaimed book I kept trying to figure out what I was missing.

Ah. I feel you on that. I have that reaction to all of Wes Anderson's movies. [Cue Hec telling me I'm a philistine.]


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2009 11:38:45 am PST #23049 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cheering for the other team at softball games because, "She was at our house YESTERDAY, she's your friend!"

Occasionally I'd cheer against our team when I was in pep-band. Just cheers like "Forfeit! Forfeit!"

Also, once we had "crazy hat day" for football pep-band. Supposedly we could wear any hat, but our band director refused to let me wear my Devo Energy Dome....


javachik - Dec 04, 2009 11:39:39 am PST #23050 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

As an update to yesterday's Polar Bear question; our new marketing director thinks I am just a total nerd for knowing immediately that Polar Bears don't hibernate, and she's moving on with the campaign. I didn't see the proposals until it was time to send them to FDA for review, so thousands have already been spent on the campaign, apparently. All I could say was that I was certain I am not the only one, and I bet my boss $5 that the campaign will be pulled within months because people will write in. Oh, well.


Cashmere - Dec 04, 2009 11:41:43 am PST #23051 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think it might have been this one. Boris Vallejo maybe?


Jessica - Dec 04, 2009 11:45:35 am PST #23052 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

All I could say was that I was certain I am not the only one, and I bet my boss $5 that the campaign will be pulled within months because people will write in. Oh, well.

I bet we could make that $5 for you. Just tell us where to point the nerd-dom!


Trudy Booth - Dec 04, 2009 11:46:37 am PST #23053 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Similarly, I wasn't allowed to watch the movie Murder in the First. Only movie I was ever told I wasn't allowed to watch.

The only movie 'no' I ever got was All That Jazz when I was nine. I was bereft -- there were no VCRs after we walked up hill in the snow both ways to school. If it had just been dirty I think she would have let me, but she ruled it "too intense".

Oh, wait, and I didn't get to see a particular movie when I was 7 because "There is no way she's seeing a movie with WAR right there in the title..." So I didn't get to see freakin Star Wars until the re-release when they came out with Empire.