Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Dec 04, 2009 10:59:31 am PST #23013 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't think I read any saucy books when I was a kid.

Well, I don't read saucy books now, so I guess that makes sense.

I don't think my parents ever commented on what I was reading, except my dad always wanted me to stop reading in the van on road trips and look out the window.


Burrell - Dec 04, 2009 11:00:43 am PST #23014 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I haven't read Wuthering Heights but aren't you supposed to not model your relationships off it?

Heh. Every time I read it I can't understand why I love it so much given that everyone in it behaves reprehensibly.

No wait! I just remembered why I love it. I love the scene when the child's hand reaches through the window. Well that and the Kate Bush song.


Cashmere - Dec 04, 2009 11:00:51 am PST #23015 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Man, my mother read EVERYTHING. I think I picked up her copy of The Happy Hooker at age 12. Quality didn't matter so much. She read everything and assumed I would, too.


smonster - Dec 04, 2009 11:00:59 am PST #23016 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The only version of Wuthering Heights I'm familiar with is Monty Python's semaphore version.

I read that book *three times* when I was a kid, every other year or so, just to make sure I still hated it. Which I did.

Tying this in with the Santa discussion from the other day (was that in here or Bitches?), I found out he was pretend through reading, specifically a Southern Living at my grandparents when I was 8.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2009 11:01:13 am PST #23017 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do libraries just let kids borrow anything?

All in all, I think I'd rather my kid had the freedom to read whatever s/he wanted whether I knew about it or not. I'd also like to have a relationship with my children where they don't feel they have to hide books from me, but lord knows I didn't bring the Anne Rice porn I was reading in high school to the dinner table either.


Polter-Cow - Dec 04, 2009 11:02:23 am PST #23018 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just remembered why I love it.

I love it because of the narrative structure. I dig that the story comes together from various people's accounts, and sometimes there are nested narratives, and it's just good times.


Burrell - Dec 04, 2009 11:03:23 am PST #23019 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I read The Happy Hooker when I was about 10. It was passed around school. On later reflection, I was probably a bit young for it.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 04, 2009 11:04:18 am PST #23020 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

The only book my mom ever banned me from reading was Forever. Of course, one of my junior high friends had a copy and it went through our entire group within a few weeks.

Ahahahaha! Yes, I remember this early adolescent milestone.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2009 11:05:39 am PST #23021 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I was in middle school, the book being passed around was It (Stephen King). I had a few passages read aloud to me and it was enough to turn me off ever reading the whole thing.


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2009 11:05:42 am PST #23022 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The only "scandalous book that lots of people read" in my high school (that I knew about) was Go Ask Alice.

After all the fuss, it was a bit of a letdown to finally read it.