Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2009 5:50:53 am PST #22601 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If you were getting married and your spouse decided to re-enact a scene from Superman II with his friends during the ceremony, and your spouse didn't tell you ahead of time, would you be mad?

Not so much mad as divorced immediately.

But really any planned "entertainment" or event at a wedding or wedding reception should be vetted through the bride AND groom, ijs.

I'd say if one of the spouses plans something like that without telling the other, that's a pretty good indication of what your marriage is going to be like.

OTOH, that kind of self-centered douchery seems like it would have manifested itself in the relationship long before the actual wedding (unless they only knew each other for maybe 2 weeks before getting married).

IOW, I'd think that the bride would have known that her groom was prone to self-centered embarrassing douchery long before the actual ceremony. (Not that she deserved it, but still.)


Nora Deirdre - Dec 03, 2009 5:52:47 am PST #22602 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'd say if one of the spouses plans something like that without telling the other, that's a pretty good indication of what your marriage is going to be like.

AMEN!

OTOH, that kind of self-centered douchery seems like it would have manifested itself in the relationship long before the actual wedding

You'd think...


Jessica - Dec 03, 2009 5:55:33 am PST #22603 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd be very surprised if the bride really had "no idea" this was going to happen, given that the participants were already in full costume.


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2009 5:57:03 am PST #22604 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

given that the participants were already in full costume.

...was the wedding performed at DragonCon?


Jessica - Dec 03, 2009 6:00:34 am PST #22605 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

...was the wedding performed at DragonCon?

From the video, it looks like it was performed in Grand Central Station, but the groom & co are definitely in spandex before the stunt begins. I think Bride would have to be pretty dim to not realize something was up.


Gudanov - Dec 03, 2009 6:02:10 am PST #22606 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

the groom & co are definitely in spandex

That's never a good sign.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2009 6:07:09 am PST #22607 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think there's time in today's job market for me to send paper thank you notes after an interview. I got this job, for instance, before I'd have been able to get them one. Not that I sent an email one, because it was through a consulting company and I didn't have the end company's contact information.

I think if the groom's shenanigans honestly took me by surprise, I'd be pissed. If I knew it's the sort of thing he'd likely pull, I guess I could take it in stride. I can't watch the video from here, but them already being in spandex sounds iffy.


Vortex - Dec 03, 2009 6:09:58 am PST #22608 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

yes- spandex, and duct tape. I can actually see it being a surprise, because three guys came in and pontificated a few minutes before anything happened. the groom would have been able to duck out and change easily.


flea - Dec 03, 2009 6:13:57 am PST #22609 of 30001
information libertarian

I think it's at the reception, and the groom & 2 guys in duct tape v-neck shirts ducked out and changed. The look on the bride's face at the end is very much WTF? And then he dips her back into a kiss and she's like, okay, I guess I have to kiss you, but seriously, W. T. F.??


Dana - Dec 03, 2009 6:14:56 am PST #22610 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's a shame, because I bet many weddings would be improved by the phrase "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"