I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Dec 01, 2009 6:26:11 pm PST #22370 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Once we hear that Obama bit someone's sister once, we'll have entered a golden age. Or some wacky alternate reality without shrimp.


Cashmere - Dec 01, 2009 6:27:48 pm PST #22371 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Anything's possible. I'm watching a show on the Science channel about super string theory and alternate dimension. It's making my brain hurt.

I need to go back and read Mimsy Were the Borogoves.


-t - Dec 01, 2009 6:31:05 pm PST #22372 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If I move to the universe without shrimp, will I remember shrimp, eternally longing for something that doesn't exist?


bon bon - Dec 01, 2009 6:32:32 pm PST #22373 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yes, the Peruvian gang of fat-harvesting murderers was a hoax.


Cashmere - Dec 01, 2009 6:33:28 pm PST #22374 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I just measured my calf for my own amusement--it's 16 3/4" around.

I don't know why your memories of shrimp wouldn't survive, -t.


-t - Dec 01, 2009 6:36:52 pm PST #22375 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Then I would rather not go. To remember shrimp and never have the possibility of eating one again, not oiled, not sizzling, not dipped in delicious coconut batter, it would be a torment.


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2009 7:01:01 pm PST #22376 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, there are no memories of shrimp in a proper world without shrimp. In a world without the very concept of shrimp, you can't remember it. Otherwise it's just a world where there isn't shrimp anymore.

bon, that's a weird thing for a cop to make up. That's not where I would have guessed the source of the story. Seems very high risk and really easy to get busted. Journalist, I'd have thought, or even criminals.


Trudy Booth - Dec 01, 2009 7:08:12 pm PST #22377 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You could have a myth of shrimp in a world without shimp.

People would think -t was like one of those alien abductees.


-t - Dec 01, 2009 7:14:32 pm PST #22378 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I wouldn't have thought that fat-stealing story would get weirder, but it has. How very strange. Top organized crime investigators just, apparently, making things up.

I don't think I'd go around talking about shrimp. I'd just be sad and wistful and unable to explain why. Maybe that would be better, to sing the praises of the delicious imaginary crustacean, but as an alien to their universe I would be afraid of drawing attention, I think.


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2009 7:17:31 pm PST #22379 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is a world without dragons where there are no paintings of dragons or stories of dragons or dreams of dragons. It is not this one. This is a world without real dragons.

Komodo don't count.