Business model of the week: charging high prices for really bad Photoshopping
I keep telling Pete he could make a killing doing this sort of thing, with the bonus that he's actually really GOOD at Photoshoppery.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Dec 01, 2009 10:15:50 am PST #22252 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
msbelle - Dec 01, 2009 10:17:11 am PST #22253 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
physical face/hairstyle combo.
Kathy A - Dec 01, 2009 10:36:54 am PST #22254 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Soooo sleeepyyyyy...can barely keep my eyes open...
SuziQ - Dec 01, 2009 10:39:44 am PST #22255 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Court appearance is in less than 2 hours. Cue me freaking out. I have only been to court once before, as a witness in a Tenant Eviction thing.
I keep reminding myself that nothing is being contested. It should be easy, short, and DONE. I hope. I guess showing up tispy wouldn't be a good idea.
DavidS - Dec 01, 2009 10:43:30 am PST #22256 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I guess showing up tispy wouldn't be a good idea.
"tispy"? Have you already had a couple shots?
It'll be fine. Just breathe.
-t - Dec 01, 2009 10:53:10 am PST #22257 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
{{Suzi}} It'll be fine, and then it'll be over, and then you can have a drink.
Jesse - Dec 01, 2009 10:55:58 am PST #22258 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What -t said.
SuziQ - Dec 01, 2009 11:07:51 am PST #22259 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Just realized I left half my paperwork at home. It is my copies of what has already been filed. Do I need that? I meant to have it with me, but my brain, she is empty.
tommyrot - Dec 01, 2009 11:12:00 am PST #22260 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. I didn't know who Krampus was.
“Greetings from Krampus” a lovely new Shirt.Woot t-shirt designed by Missmonster that celebrates the annual return of Santa’s old pal Krumpus.
You see, long ago, Santa had himself a dark helper who would go door to door with him on his gift-giving mission. When he arrived, if you were a good boy or girl, you’d get a nice present. If you were bad, Old St. Nick would sigh, shake his head, and then sic his demon assistant on you. The naughty child would then be terrorized, beaten, locked in chains, and, as a service to the parents, I’m guessing, put in the Krampus’ own magic sack of inescapable horrors to be taken away, all while Santa finished up the cookies and milk.
Steph L. - Dec 01, 2009 11:13:50 am PST #22261 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You see, long ago, Santa had himself a dark helper who would go door to door with him on his gift-giving mission. When he arrived, if you were a good boy or girl, you’d get a nice present. If you were bad, Old St. Nick would sigh, shake his head, and then sic his demon assistant on you. The naughty child would then be terrorized, beaten, locked in chains, and, as a service to the parents, I’m guessing, put in the Krampus’ own magic sack of inescapable horrors to be taken away, all while Santa finished up the cookies and milk.
That kind of dovetails with David Sedaris' 6 to 8 Black Men.