Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 30, 2009 7:09:37 am PST #21990 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG. Work holiday party. I forgot how much I hate those on principle. But there's been no word of one here. Maybe they won't invite the contractors.

Hello, Allyson-lady.


Allyson - Nov 30, 2009 7:16:58 am PST #21991 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Life is returning to a state of balance. Mona bit a lady who was cutting through our driveway on Thanksgiving. Not badly, but enough that I am making myself ill worrying about being sued or someone taking Mona away.

I met a boy. Online. Biologist. Canada. Bad idea. I really like him, though. He's coming here in January to see if we click in meatspace.

I'm suffering a strange phenomena on another board, where I am new, and people think I have an internet persona that is annoying. But, you know, I don't have a persona. They're actually just annoyed by me.

It's strangely refreshing.

The book? We're submitting in January, because Penguin and a few other publishers have huge meetings that would maybe make it harder to get counterbids, if it came to that.


aurelia - Nov 30, 2009 7:17:35 am PST #21992 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I woke up cranky and full of don't wanna. Bah


Jesse - Nov 30, 2009 7:23:52 am PST #21993 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Allyson, I can't believe you are cheating on us with another board where they think you are annoying!

I'm about to start walking to New York so I can smack someone upside their head.


ChiKat - Nov 30, 2009 7:27:35 am PST #21994 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I woke up cranky and full of don't wanna. Bah

Must be something in the Lake Michigan water. Me, too. So don't wanna.

I met a boy. Online. Biologist. Canada. Bad idea. I really like him, though.

Why is it a bad idea if you like him? Because he's in Canada?


Allyson - Nov 30, 2009 7:29:50 am PST #21995 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah. Long distance relationship.

Also! I have a FWB. And he's cute. So, in my absence, I have become a total gutter slut or something.

We decorated for xmaskuh yesterday, and it so improved my gloom.


Jesse - Nov 30, 2009 7:31:12 am PST #21996 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What's an FWB?


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2009 7:31:53 am PST #21997 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Been wondering what the Brat Pack has been up to lately?

Anthony Michael Hall "Bit His Girlfriend's Forehead"

More details have emerged on that recent incident between "Breakfast Club" star Anthony Michael Hall and girlfriend Diana Falzone. According to the police report, Hall "bit his girlfriend's forehead" and "pushed, shoved and spit at" her during the 2 a.m. fight in her apartment on Nov. 10. The fol lowing morning at 3 a.m., the Brat Packer re turned "intoxicated" and repeatedly banged on her door before he was escorted out by officers.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2009 7:32:10 am PST #21998 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's an FWB?

Friends with benefits.


Allyson - Nov 30, 2009 7:33:26 am PST #21999 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Friends with benefits.

Cute boy. We take the same dogwalking route. We talked, I left him fresh basil from my garden on the halfwall we pass at different times in the AM. We have dinner, we hang out, and sometimes makeout. It's nice to be thought of as pretty again.

Um, so how are you?