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Atropa - Nov 27, 2009 4:47:09 pm PST #21706 of 30001
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I think for the most part, they talk the long view -- they know they're around forever, so why fuck around with the short term of humans. Like Claudia (that's her name, right?) -- they wanted a little girl to play with, but the year or whatever they could get out of a real girl was bullshit.

That's pretty much it. Lestat always regarded humans as toys. Louis was all mopey and I AM A MONSTER!, but didn't pine after humans. Marius did keep Armand as some sort of twisted combo of pet/snack bar, but always intended to vamp him.

(Of course I know this stuff. I even re-read Interview and Lestat once a year or so.)


§ ita § - Nov 27, 2009 4:55:21 pm PST #21707 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So Twilight and Moonlight are all Joss's fault?


bon bon - Nov 27, 2009 5:01:16 pm PST #21708 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I would guess more Anne Rice + Laurell K. Hamilton x premarital chastity = Twilight. It doesn't seem similar to Joss as much, since no one's really killing the vampires.


DavidS - Nov 27, 2009 5:13:34 pm PST #21709 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It doesn't seem similar to Joss as much, since no one's really killing the vampires.

I'm reading a popular (yet scholarly) book about the history of Faery in English culture, and most of it maps over very well to how vampires are used lately, especially in the Y&A explosion.

Anyway, I was trying to think of why and when it does or doesn't map to the Jossverse and I realized it only maps when you posit a Vampire Society. If Vampires are largely lone predators (Dracula, Angel) then it doesn't work. It doesn't work even if you have a pack of vampires (Angel, Spike, Dru, Darla) - you have to have some sort of hierachy and culture and families like in Kindred, or True Blood or Being Human. Then it maps very much to the way the Faery Courts etc. are used.

Anyway, in the Jossverse the vampires were originally intended to be a return to the monstrous (hence, the facial appliances) and they resisted romanticizing the vamps. But then it was just too juicy narratively.


§ ita § - Nov 27, 2009 5:14:19 pm PST #21710 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's the LKH timeline? Vampires have had the erotic going on for a long time, but I'm curious about the gelded romantic angst turning point. I haven't read any of her.


DavidS - Nov 27, 2009 5:16:24 pm PST #21711 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I'm curious about the gelded romantic angst turning point.

They do get into that with Angel. He can't make love to Buffy, and does protest later that he's not a eunuch.


Atropa - Nov 27, 2009 5:20:42 pm PST #21712 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I realized it only maps when you posit a Vampire Society

Yep, which leads me to blaming a lot of the current trend of vampire fiction on White Wolf Games and Vampire: The Masquerade. Which, at least in my experience with both tabletop games and LARPs, had a LOT of plots that hinged on some vampire pining over/brooding about a mortal. Until one of the rest of us got bored and killed or vamped the mortal a terrible accident happened to the human sweetie.


§ ita § - Nov 27, 2009 5:23:55 pm PST #21713 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Der. I've watched a couple episodes of Angel. He kept his legs crossed for a hundred years.

Julian (that was the lead on Kindred, right?) was still fully integrated into vampire culture when he fell for a human. For broadcast purposes I'm assuming he'd renounced killing, but I don't remember the details.

The Master made it seem like there were at least vampire families that hung together, and that was season 1. He never seemed to run out of minions. The Anointed One inherited his pack, and I'n not sure if Spike took that over or made his own. But not very lonerlike, even if not as familial as some of the other works.


§ ita § - Nov 27, 2009 5:42:58 pm PST #21714 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, that thing Peter Burke just did on White Collar was hot. I like that they write the FBI brainy, not just the gifted consultant.

Speaking of which, Monk's penultimate episode is tonight. Weird.


Polter-Cow - Nov 27, 2009 5:57:38 pm PST #21715 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Speaking of which, Monk's penultimate episode is tonight. Weird.

Yeah, I wouldn't have even known if I hadn't read in EW that the final episode was next week. Just caught it.