Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again. Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 25, 2009 5:07:49 am PST #21286 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

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Jessica - Nov 25, 2009 5:42:48 am PST #21287 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think I'm going to take up a collection to hire the TIAA Cref cafeteria workers who have been protesting across the street for the past THREE WEEKS. I don't even need them to do any actual work, I just want the drum-beating and whistle-blowing and "honk if you support union labor" honking to STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. I'm a huge supporter of unions and I hope they win, but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THE WHISTLES.


msbelle - Nov 25, 2009 5:52:26 am PST #21288 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

We have a new internal system for all procurements. I am needign to use it for the first time and as far as I can tell, the FAQ and the database of products? ALL IN GERMAN!


Jessica - Nov 25, 2009 5:53:08 am PST #21289 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh dear - is it a SAP product? I've had that issue a few times. (Not the entire FAQ, but every now and then there's an error message that somebody forgot to translate.)


msbelle - Nov 25, 2009 5:55:22 am PST #21290 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

No, I think it is an internnaly built crappy lotus Notes DB thingymahoo. So completely un-intuative.


Dana - Nov 25, 2009 6:03:54 am PST #21291 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

They internally built it in German?


msbelle - Nov 25, 2009 6:08:00 am PST #21292 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I work for a German company. It is not uncommon that guidelines, meeting notes, manuals get sent out to the international branches only in German and then sometimes they get translated.


Connie Neil - Nov 25, 2009 6:15:36 am PST #21293 of 30001
brillig

NCIS: LA went to a Steampunk bar last night. I suspect the writers have seen Steampunk on the Net and haven't done much else.


§ ita § - Nov 25, 2009 6:21:51 am PST #21294 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That was steampunk? I wasn't paying much attention. It just looked generically alternative.


brenda m - Nov 25, 2009 6:29:22 am PST #21295 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This is hysterical. [link] One of the whacked out Left Behind groups is distributing copies of The Origin of Species (several key chapters redacted) along with an intro explaining how wrong it all is. Or something. It's all supposed to be a big poke in the eye to athiests, and a clever end-run around Berkeley's non-existant ban on any and aall religious expression or thought on campus. Somebody needs to go to Berkeley and get me a copy.

On the intro:

As for Comfort's introduction, it says very little about "The Origin of Species" per se, limiting itself to familiar creationist canards about the complexity of the human eye and the absence of "transitional forms" from the fossil record. (It's hard to lend much credence to the scientific arguments of a guy who thinks chimpanzees are monkeys.) There's a brief biographical section on Darwin's life, most of which has been plagiarized from a short text by Dr. Stan Guffey, as some bloggers have demonstrated. The rest has been plagiarized from Brian Regal's introduction to the Barnes and Noble edition of "The Autobiography of Charles Darwin," except for a timeline, which was plagiarized from an online resource.

Oh Kirk Cameron, when did you get so craxy? Don't ever change.