My mom used both those lines too, that's probably why I use them.
Speaking of, my youngest is wakeful. This is not good for grading.
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Nov 24, 2009 4:21:37 am PST #21055 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
flea - Nov 24, 2009 4:32:15 am PST #21056 of 30001
information libertarian
I once told Casper she was full of beans, and she said, "No I'm not. I'm full of grapes!"
msbelle - Nov 24, 2009 4:33:58 am PST #21057 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The Holidays is probably a factor. Grandparents being here this weekend is another. Having to go to court tomorrow for US adoption decree finality is yet another. No blows, so that was good, but his reading notebook with 2.5 months of homework may be destroyed beyond repair, certainly every page with work on it was torn out.
Tom Scola - Nov 24, 2009 4:34:53 am PST #21058 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
It looks like W superimposed Demi Moore's face on a (much younger) model's body for her cover shot: [link]
Hil R. - Nov 24, 2009 4:51:45 am PST #21059 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
And they even photoshopped down that model's body -- partly by just removing a big piece of her hip: [link]
sumi - Nov 24, 2009 4:52:15 am PST #21060 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Great Dane Puppy! and she's blue.
Jessica - Nov 24, 2009 4:53:18 am PST #21061 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So far this morning I have (1) spilled a pint of homemade turkey stock ALL over the kitchen, (2) cursed loudly at myself, causing Dylan to start crying, (3) spent half an hour cleaning turkey stock out of everything on all of my kitchen counters while DH calmed our son down, and (4) finally got to work to discover that THE COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN.
I have now finally achieved both coffee AND bagel with the help of a Starbucks and a deli and would like the rest of today to please go more smoothly.
Gudanov - Nov 24, 2009 5:02:05 am PST #21062 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It looks like W superimposed Demi Moore's face on a (much younger) model's body for her cover shot:
That model seems kinda bony.
tommyrot - Nov 24, 2009 5:03:10 am PST #21063 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
THE COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN
Did you figure you were trapped in a Hell dimension at that point?
smonster - Nov 24, 2009 5:03:40 am PST #21064 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
msbelle, sorry you had a rough night. I hope today is better.
And Jessica, I hope your day improves from here!
Re: the Demi thing... I suppose it was only a matter of time but it still makes me sick. For a little something different, I give you Beth Ditto (from Gossip) naked on the cover of Love magazine (NSFW, obvs). [link] According to Bitch magazine, she was actually retouched to be slightly *bigger*.