Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Nov 23, 2009 5:20:51 pm PST #21029 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My thought is, "They sound like some nice dudes and Bitch TOOK MY SPOT".


bon bon - Nov 23, 2009 5:24:11 pm PST #21030 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Props to Tom for keeping his cool with this girl. I am totally [totes!] outraged on everyone's behalf that she goes to nerd night and has a problem with, of all GD things, comic books. I guess she didn't go to Dark Knight or Spiderman or Iron Man? Because comic books are WEIRD! I want to internet flame her ass for being a judgmental goddamn hypocrite.


erikaj - Nov 23, 2009 5:29:49 pm PST #21031 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I think people think TV nerd, ala Screech. Like what Joss said about the Willow casting call where all the actresses looked so weird.Because I like to think I'm intellectual and I'm not hip but I really don't have a pocket protector, you know? And even I read Gotham Central.Well, I'm behind now, but, you know.


Dana - Nov 23, 2009 6:07:23 pm PST #21032 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Updated headline:

Paula Deen nurses ham-in-face slam


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 6:12:05 pm PST #21033 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I now know who Paula Deen is. But is my life richer for it?


-t - Nov 23, 2009 6:14:49 pm PST #21034 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It was a flying ham! I missed that until now.


Dana - Nov 23, 2009 6:15:44 pm PST #21035 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I love Paula Deen. It's the Southern girl in me.


-t - Nov 23, 2009 6:20:32 pm PST #21036 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I find her food a little frightening, but she herself is just delightful.


Strega - Nov 23, 2009 6:24:22 pm PST #21037 of 30001

I want to internet flame her ass for being a judgmental goddamn hypocrite.

Yeah, the weird "Hey check it out, I'm SLUMMING with actual nerds! Isn't that a RIOT?" tone is... off-putting, to say the least. But then I looked at her other entries and she seems to be trying much too hard in general. So I've gone from annoyed to, "Oh, you're in your 30s and you still need to establish how cool you are all the time? Wow. Well, have at it then, you obviously need that validation a lot more than I do."


Vortex - Nov 23, 2009 6:34:29 pm PST #21038 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I find her food a little frightening, but she herself is just delightful.

exactly.