Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 11:27:36 am PST #20937 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well-groomed eyebrows are relatively easy. Or I just don't pay enough attention to realise when they're not well-groomed anymore. But a manicure stops living up to my demands by day three, min, and that drives me nuts. Even if I didn't pay someone to do it, it seems like a waste.

Whereas well-groomed eyebrows feel like they last for a while. Bouffant hairdos are understandably outside of my current scope.

Thanks again for the lift yesterday, Burrell! It was good to see you (and pics of the kids) even if I was stoned to the gills.


Burrell - Nov 23, 2009 11:43:07 am PST #20938 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Not problemo, ita. It was good to see you too. I just wish the circumstances had been more conducive to long chats.


SuziQ - Nov 23, 2009 11:43:20 am PST #20939 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have learned from the buffistas that a good base coat and a good top coat will extend polish past that 3 day mark. At least they do on my nails.

I love it now that all the sparkly holiday polishes are out. I have bought more than I need already and I want more.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 11:51:06 am PST #20940 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just wish the circumstances had been more conducive to long chats.

Once I got upstairs I fell asleep in the middle of doing stuff. It's a testament to you that I stayed awake the whole time I was in your car...I did, didn't I?

I used the Plei-recommended base and top coats, and it didn't extend the life long enough for my peace of mind. I also find getting manicures quite creepy. But perhaps that's just the one place.

Please tell me I did not hear the new guy say he's been running a high fever for days. We explicitly got the "Don't come in and infect people" speech last week. The least he could have done is told me to stay back from him. But he's been inviting me to stand close all morning.

I refuse to catch his ick. On principle.


Burrell - Nov 23, 2009 12:01:11 pm PST #20941 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

It's a testament to you that I stayed awake the whole time I was in your car...I did, didn't I?

You did, but I was worried that I was keeping you up when I should have been tucking you into bed.


Burrell - Nov 23, 2009 12:05:32 pm PST #20942 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey Jesse, can I use paypal to donate if I don't have an account?


tommyrot - Nov 23, 2009 12:07:17 pm PST #20943 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A website to kill time with:

WTF Pictures and WTF videos by Picture is Unrelated

Um... the second page has something that may be NSFW....


tommyrot - Nov 23, 2009 12:08:57 pm PST #20944 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For Teppy: Economy Has Been Hard On Everyone


billytea - Nov 23, 2009 12:15:55 pm PST #20945 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, Cass! I forgot (again) to give you that NASCAR romance I bought for you two years ago.

Does it feature Helio! Castr-r-roneves?


tommyrot - Nov 23, 2009 12:24:19 pm PST #20946 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mother expecting her 14th child vows: 'I'll keep having babies until I have twins'

....She said: 'All I've ever wanted is twins or triplets. It's my biggest wish, and I'm going to keep trying until I do it.

'It would be fantastic. In fact, I won't stop trying until I've done it. I love having babies - it's the most wonderful thing in the world.'