I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2009 5:03:10 pm PST #20629 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would not believe that if it weren't a BBC story. I imagine plastic surgeons can't do anything with the waste from lipo?


Amy - Nov 20, 2009 5:05:38 pm PST #20630 of 30001
Because books.

I'm sure if you wanted body fat, there must be an easier way to find it.

See Fight Club.

Or what Jesse said.


Kat - Nov 20, 2009 5:09:50 pm PST #20631 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Fight Club (I just typed in Fight Blub) is exactly what I thought of.


bon bon - Nov 20, 2009 5:10:44 pm PST #20632 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I think people are a little suspicious of that story, partly because human fat is not that great of a moisturizer. If it really could draw that kind of price per ounce, wouldn't people be paying you to have lipo? Why would it be particularly better than animal fat, for that matter?


-t - Nov 20, 2009 5:12:20 pm PST #20633 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It doesn't have to really be better for people to believe it's better.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2009 5:15:00 pm PST #20634 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If it really could draw that kind of price per ounce, wouldn't people be paying you to have lipo?

Man, I would be all over that. I haven't had a medical procedure for money in years!


§ ita § - Nov 20, 2009 5:16:08 pm PST #20635 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Think of the crazy black markets in exotic animal gall bladders and the like.

I still think it's crazy, though, but so are people. I just think the method of acquiring it is ludicrously extreme.


shrift - Nov 20, 2009 5:21:20 pm PST #20636 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I adore salty goodness, and I have the high blood pressure to prove it.


sarameg - Nov 20, 2009 5:29:02 pm PST #20637 of 30001

I need to get my bp checked. And just do a physical. erph.

FB hates me.


Kat - Nov 20, 2009 5:30:56 pm PST #20638 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

FB hates everyone.