We had random around-the-house plans this weekend, but I may be driving to DE because my grandmother is not expected to last the night. She's the not!crazy one I love, so.

I've never done coke. I was always afraid I would sneeze. And that I would LOVE it. I can totally see me, "I have to clean! I have to bake! And dance! And write!"

Six-Year-Old Girl ‘On Verge Of Never Hearing Again’ Due To Insurance Company Denial

This weekend I'm going to Target and getting a haircut. Envy my exciting life!

I may go to Target this weekend too!

I went to Target last night.

But I'll probably have to go again this weekend for something.

I have to clean. And do laundry. And pack. And dye my hair. And swim. A lot. And show the petsitters everything. And do my nails. And stuff.

I am also getting a haircut!

I have never been shopping in a crowd the weekend after Thanksgiving -- I don't go anywhere Friday morning, of course, and never to Costco that weekend, either.

I generally don't either, but I'm pretty sure I am going to have to, for work stuff.

So what if Sarah Palin didn't write this book?

I do kinda agree with the first part. I don't really care if she wrote it or not.

Jon Steward pretty much nailed my Palin opinion. (At about 3:40)

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It's been a few hours, and I still hate everyone.

Real-Life Simpsons House

In 1997, home developer Kaufman & Broad built a house in Henderson, Nevada that looks exactly like the house that the Simpson family lives in, both inside and outside, including furniture and pictures on the walls.

If I'm feeling really ambitious, I may dye my hair on Sunday. This natural look is starting to grate on me.

I love shopping on Black Friday. I have no idea why, since I'm normally the world's introvertiest introvert, but I get really jazzed up by the shopping crowds. Something about the official start of Christmas season that just makes me feel happy to be a part of it. (For an athiest Jew, I really am a ginormous sap about Christmas. I even love the horrible mall Christmas music.)