I don't know if I can stand 12 more episodes of R. Kelly describing what is going on onscreen, but I feel compelled to watch the first half now, even though the events were succinctly recapped and punctuated with "Aw, shit!"

I love the way he reacts to every single thing that startles him by pulling out his gun. "A dwarf! AIEEE!!"

He's trapped in the CLAW-sit!

He's trapped in the CLAW-sit!

Heh. One of my favorite things is a road sign near my house where someone has taken black electrical tape (I think?) and defaced a "stop it's the law" sign, with a little pedestrian, and made the pedestrian have this big CLAW HAND, and now the sign says "STOP ITS THE CLAW!" with this big claw handed person. It makes me giggle every time.

I watched the first 12 episodes, which did have several hilarious bits that were not covered in the recap. I love the greenscreen driving!

Plus, it's Omar! As a cop!

I love the way he reacts to every single thing that startles him by pulling out his gun.

He really does pull out his gun a lot. While singing that he is pulling out his Beretta.

OMG, I've never actually watched any significant portion, but I did spend weeks narrating my every move in song. Mostly in my head.

He's just a horrible person and the "music" is not good, so it's not one of those things where I can even try to separate the two to see anything redeemable. Just sleezy trashy crap.

ION - first of tweo days with big bosses from the head office here. I fake cleaned up my desk (threw things in a drawer), but would really like to get a ton of paperwork off today while they are in meetings.

I did spend weeks narrating my every move in song. Mostly in my head.

Jesse wins at today.

I did spend weeks narrating my every move in song. Mostly in my head.

I watched it once when it first came out, and I *still* find myself doing this.

How can you not, really?

I am trying to decide how long to give people to respond to the "Speak now, or forever hold your peace" email I sent last night.

Noon.