I am shocked that made the paper. Mac has called 911 no less than 4 times, but I have been able to get on the line all but once and let them know it is not an actual emergency.

So, I need help finding a lemon meringue pie for 11/25. Sigh.

To buy?

I have been able to get on the line all but once and let them know it is not an actual emergency.

What happened the time you didn't make it? Did police come?

I cut my hair this weekend but I think I need to cut it again. It's not looking good. I may have to cave and start having it professionally done because some of my hair is growing in straight and the clippers don't trim it the same. Why now? My hair's supposed to get less straight as I age.

I am shocked that made the paper. Mac has called 911 no less than 4 times

I think it made the paper's online quick news section more because it was a 15-y.o. bitching about his Xbox than anything else. There have to be multiple reports to 911 along the lines of mac's calls, but those are little kids, not a teen.

Oops. My hair is officially two clicks too dark. I kinda resemble Kristen Stewart's current color but not the mullet thankfully.

I think I might have a glass of wine and begin filling out preschools apps.

Jesse, yes. To buy.

Yes, the police came and he barricaded himself in his room and they walked around my place like it was their own, picking up stuff and looking around - finally pushed their way into his room to make sure he was actualy ok. They wanted to take him in to a hospital, but I talked them out of it by losing it and promising to call his therapist and take him in immediately if she told me to.

Jesse, yes. To buy.

I think it might be a little late, but I'm sure there's someplace!

House of Pies FTW! I'll pick it up on Tuesday next week. WOOT.

Every time I dye my hair, I kind of want to add at least one color rarely found in nature (or, at least, one found in nature but not mammalian), but can never decide what might work.