Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Nov 18, 2009 6:33:12 am PST #19967 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Dana, did you have something else happen there that is not itch related? Any sort of persistent itch reminds me of this [link] article. Not for the faint of heart.


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2009 6:35:43 am PST #19968 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I relit the pilot light for my heater! All by myself!

This really is an accomplishment, as it took me and my landlord AND a neighbor last year.


Jessica - Nov 18, 2009 6:36:19 am PST #19969 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Stop Being a Wuss: How To Make Pie Crusts the Easy Way

Heh. Except that I never put sugar in my pie crust and I use a food processor for cutting in the butter*, this is EXACTLY how I make them.

*Alton Brown tip - add about a third of the butter and process the crap out of it, then add the rest and pulse until you've got the pea-sized lumps that your recipe talks about. This is how to get a perfect balance of flaky & tender without using Crisco. The pulverized butter will be evenly distributed to create tenderness, and the bigger lumps will stay nice and flaky.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2009 6:44:00 am PST #19970 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is how to get a perfect balance of flaky & tender without using Crisco

Hmm. Is it simpler than using Crisco too? I realise I dreamt last night that I bought the ingredients for pie crust. And that I forgot to take my reusable bags into the store, but that's my lame version of anxiety dreaming. But maybe I should see if I have the energy to make apple pie over the weekend.

I have most recently used the Cook's Illustrated recipe which is a lot less asscappy and is more involved, but it makes a brilliant crust every time. Maybe I'll experiment.


Dana - Nov 18, 2009 6:44:21 am PST #19971 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, I made it to page 2 of that article and then had to stop. And put away what I had been eating.


Jessica - Nov 18, 2009 6:45:53 am PST #19972 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hmm. Is it simpler than using Crisco too?

I think so, if only because it doesn't involve my remembering to buy Crisco. Butter I always have on hand.


Jesse - Nov 18, 2009 6:48:16 am PST #19973 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Since I bought Crisco once, I'll now have it forever. Ish.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2009 6:50:50 am PST #19974 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I made it to page 2 of that article and then had to stop

I got as far as blood on the pillowcase and decided I didn't actually want to know that badly. Page 2? I salute your sticktoitiveness.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 18, 2009 6:51:28 am PST #19975 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Dana is that because (spoiler and grossness alert) SHE SCRATCHED THROUGH TO HER BRAIN!!!!


Dana - Nov 18, 2009 6:52:52 am PST #19976 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yes, Sophia. Yes, it is.