Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 6:20:57 am PST #19692 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Spiced Pecans:

a lot of pecans
some brown sugar
some salt (pref. kosher)
a little cayenne
1-2 egg whites, beaten until foamy

Preheat oven to 350. Mix together salt, sugar, pepper. Toss pecans in egg whites, then in spice mixture. Spray baking pan w/ nonstick spray. Spread pecans on pan. Bake until browned and yummy. Eat entire batch. Repeat.


Dana - Nov 17, 2009 6:22:44 am PST #19693 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, I finally remembered a topic I keep meaning to bring up.

How many of you use the disposable tissue toilet-seat covers in public bathrooms? They just seem like a big waste of time, effort, and tissue to me.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 6:23:42 am PST #19694 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

They just seem like a big waste of time, effort, and tissue to me.

I agree. If the seat is really disgusting, I'll pick another stall. If it's just a few droplets, I'll wipe it off with TP before I sit down.


Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 6:24:14 am PST #19695 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I tend to hover, based on the cleanliness of the bathroom. At Nordstrom, I sit. At the rugby bar, I hover. Either way, no toilet seat cover. If it's dirty enough that I want a cover, I won't put my ass down.


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2009 6:25:01 am PST #19696 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I take my brain out and steep it in a vat of coffee, can someone put it back in for me?


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 6:25:23 am PST #19697 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How many of you use the disposable tissue toilet-seat covers in public bathrooms?

Every single freaking time. It's not that much effort, really. If they're there (and they seem to be in LA) I use them.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 17, 2009 6:31:43 am PST #19698 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Elmer Fudd must have really been looking for some sexytimes to believe that Bugs Bunny in drag was a human woman.

He was a three-foot-tall hydrochephalaic gun nut with a speech impediment, and this was before online dating services were invented.

As I was going to sleep last night, the end of some woman-and-child-in-peril movie was playing with a mother and daughter cowering in a coat closet while a knife wielding maniac slowly zeroed in on their hiding place. The he opened the door, and the mother jumped out, put his eyes out with her thumbs, and stabbed him multiple times with his own knife.

The moral of this story is that if your homicide victim selection process isn't set up to screen out Sean Young, you have only yourself to blame.


msbelle - Nov 17, 2009 6:33:07 am PST #19699 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was going to make pecans for mac's teachers and then remembered nut allergies, so I am making caramels and/or toffee instead.


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2009 6:37:05 am PST #19700 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is pecan allergy as common as peanut allergy?


Frankenbuddha - Nov 17, 2009 6:40:06 am PST #19701 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Seriously, Dana -- you don't want me to start going on about the stupidity of the furor over OMG911WTCNYC including Giulani popping up to talk about how it's unprecedented and a terrible security risk. Because I have to physically stop myself from going to NY and literally start punching him, and all the other talking heads.

Last night Jon Stewart had a brilliant side-by-side comparison of Guiliani in 2006 vs. 2009 on prosecuting terrorists in NY. The hypocrisy is so galling.