I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Nov 16, 2009 9:41:19 am PST #19552 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, balls. The guy in the cube next to me had swine flu and he keeps coughing and sneezing. How contagious is it? Should I wear a mask?

Keep washing your hands and don't french kiss him and you should be fine. No need for a mask.


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2009 9:44:18 am PST #19553 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

PC, it's too late for you. You've already caught it and are terminal.

Sorry, P-C...

...can I have your stuff?


Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2009 9:48:56 am PST #19554 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

PC, it's too late for you. You've already caught it and are terminal.

Dammit!

Keep washing your hands and don't french kiss him and you should be fine. No need for a mask.

I have no plans to French kiss him. Good deal.

Sorry, P-C...

...can I have your stuff?

JZ and Matilda will come over and pack it up in boxes for you.


Dana - Nov 16, 2009 9:51:23 am PST #19555 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If I gave you (hypothetical you) guidelines for a web banner that said "two-frame animated gif", would you then provide me with a three-frame gif? WOULD YOU?


§ ita § - Nov 16, 2009 9:56:23 am PST #19556 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

would you then provide me with a three-frame gif? WOULD YOU?

Maybe the frames are numbered 0,1,2. You should check.

Lunchtime! Whee!


Dana - Nov 16, 2009 9:57:29 am PST #19557 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Maybe the frames are numbered 0,1,2. You should check.

Don't you get lippy with me, missy.


Tom Scola - Nov 16, 2009 10:00:29 am PST #19558 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

would you then provide me with a three-frame gif? WOULD YOU?

I've given you 50% more than you asked for. I'm overdelivering!


-t - Nov 16, 2009 10:01:35 am PST #19559 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gift with purchase. Buy two get one free.


Dana - Nov 16, 2009 10:05:12 am PST #19560 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

t weeps


Lee - Nov 16, 2009 10:17:45 am PST #19561 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe you weren't specific as to which two you wanted, so I had to send you three, because that's how many there were!

Signed, Has been working with attorneys for a long time.