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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Nov 11, 2009 2:12:45 pm PST #18734 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Lou Dobbs is quitting--tonight's his last show on CNN. Last minute announcement, so I'm guessing it was either resign or get canned.


Jesse - Nov 11, 2009 2:14:21 pm PST #18735 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't think I know how to make any of those dating doohickeys work.

This is why I've basically given up on online dating in favor of these things where people just show up in front of you -- speed dating and the like. It's just meeting a new person.


Sue - Nov 11, 2009 2:14:29 pm PST #18736 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Good luck Tom!

The holiday is messing me up, I keep thinking it's a Sunday.

ETA: Apparently the holiday is really messing me up.


Hil R. - Nov 11, 2009 2:16:17 pm PST #18737 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Good luck, Tom!

I had no idea they had a turkey flavour drink. EW.

They make special holiday flavors each year for different holidays. I think they usually have a pack of four flavors for each holiday, and there's usually one good one, two that seem kind of weird, and one whose only purpose seems to be for people to dare each other to drink it. The Thanksgiving package has Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Green Bean Casserole, Cranberry, and Fruitcake, which seems a bit more skewed toward the "ew" than usual. Christmas package is Ham, Christmas Tree, Eggnog, and Sugar Plum, and Chanukah package is Latkes, Apple Sauce, Gelt, and Jelly Donuts.

Neti pot: I usually just use it either when I'm feeling really stuffed up or when I get a nosebleed.


Cashmere - Nov 11, 2009 2:19:08 pm PST #18738 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is Dobbs going to Fox?


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 11, 2009 2:19:14 pm PST #18739 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Good luck, Tom!

Did I mention that I got jolted out of a sound sleep last night by a new downstairs neighbor switching on loud music for a noisy party that started after midnight? The neighbor behind me went downstairs to ask them to turn it down, got no results, and people were yelling so loud when I followed suit 20 minutes later that their failure to answer the door may have been due to not hearing me pound on it. Two different times.

It seems that a grumpy police officer working the late shift knocks louder than I do when pissed off, however. They got quiet pretty fast once Officer Pipe the Hell Down showed up.


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 2:19:23 pm PST #18740 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have to admit, every one of the sodas in the Chanukah package sounds like I would like it.

And then I remember that it's not *actual* latkes; just latke-flavored beverage, which is off-putting.


Jesse - Nov 11, 2009 2:20:01 pm PST #18741 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is it chocolate-gelt flavor, or money flavor? That would be a key factor.


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 2:20:48 pm PST #18742 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Jesse has a good point.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2009 2:21:58 pm PST #18743 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is why I've basically given up on online dating in favor of these things where people just show up in front of you -- speed dating and the like. It's just meeting a new person.

My speed dating excursion didn't work well. I didn't get any matches. I only randomly meet people I like, it seems. Who like me. And all I can think of when I think back to speed dating is the one guy who said "You look fit" like it was an accusation. For some reason he's the only guy I can remember. Not that any of the others were matches either.

It's not that I've given up, but I think I've given up trying.