Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2009 10:03:25 am PST #18458 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I love this story about getting sick in France. Those anti-health care reform people keep talking about the evils of socialized medicine and how long the waiting list is in places like France. Well, this woman came down with a sinus infection a few months after she moved to Paris, looked up a doctor in the phone book, and was able to see her within about two hours on a Saturday. Total bill for the half-hour checkup and diagnosis--20 euros. Total bill for the four different types of meds at the pharmacy--20 euros. The doctor apologized to the American for the delay in seeing her and the fact that her American insurance wouldn't pick up the tab.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2009 10:07:54 am PST #18459 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, when you open a locked door, do you ever just turn the key and then use the key to pull the door open (if you, say, are holding something with your other hand)?

Apparently that's not good for the lock. Also, possibly I broke our front door at work.


Vortex - Nov 10, 2009 10:09:13 am PST #18460 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, when you open a locked door, do you ever just turn the key and then use the key to pull the door open (if you, say, are holding something with your other hand)?

Not since I saw someone break a key in the lock doing that. Before that, occasionally.


megan walker - Nov 10, 2009 10:11:13 am PST #18461 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I love this story about getting sick in France.

While the presentation of the French system is a far cry from the rose-colored glasses vision provided by Michael Moore, I will say that I miss going to the doctor there, because it is just so darn civilized (despite their tendency to prescribe suppositories for almost any ailment).


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2009 10:11:50 am PST #18462 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Quiz o' the day: U.S. Military Operation or Brand of Cat Litter?

Damn. I got 5 out of 10.


smonster - Nov 10, 2009 10:13:22 am PST #18463 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Insent to your yahoo (do you use hotmail anymore?)

...I never used hotmail. And thanks! You are hooking me up with the mp3s!

I have learned there is no easy way to pick up coins except one by one.

This almost sounds like a zen koan. I once spent three days very carefully picking staples out of a wood floor - it was quite meditative.

Total bill for the half-hour checkup and diagnosis--20 euros. Total bill for the four different types of meds at the pharmacy--20 euros.

When I got sick in France 14 years ago as an exchange student, I had a similar experience. I don't even remember being charged for the visit, just 20 bucks for 3 kinds of medicine. And, also similar to her experience, the doctor was just a two-block walk from my apartment (which was a good thing, b/c I could *not* have dealt with a long walk or a bus in my state).


Vortex - Nov 10, 2009 10:24:58 am PST #18464 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In light of Kathy's impending career change, I give you Librarian Rules (posted by a friend on another thread)

Never share a patron's food without asking.

Never take sides in a fistfight between colleagues.

Never accept food stamps for library fines. Lottery tickets are okay.

Don't gloat if you win the office betting pool. Especially if you run the thing.

Look all patrons in the eye when speaking. Except psychotics, who may take offense.

When you help foreigners, talk louder, make faces and gesture. They expect this and if you don't do it they will be disappointed.

Remember that you work for the public. And that they voted down the last library bond three to one.

Always be pleasant to children. That noisy kid you tossed out last week could come back and slash your tires.

Just because your patron can't understand the OPAC doesn't mean he's stupid. It means you've got a job forever.

As you move on into management, don't forget that the patron comes first. At least for the folks down at the desk--you work for the mayor.

There is no such thing as a stupid question. There are however stupid aphorisms, and that is a fine example.

If you have to put on rubber gloves to pick up something, it probably shouldn't be returned to the collection.

Don't wait for somebody to ask the question. Tell them all about your grandkids right away.

Whenever you feel poorly paid, remember: 1. You are. 2. Beer in quart bottles is half the price. 3. Cheap shoes are more comfortable. 4. Nobody has ever robbed a library. 5. All those books are yours. 6. Your sister the doctor has to touch icky things all day long. 7. If you had gone to law school you'd be a lawyer today. 8. Nobody hates a librarian.

and my favorite:

There are many reasons why people choose to work in a library. Some of these can be helped with medication.


Fred Pete - Nov 10, 2009 10:31:21 am PST #18465 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Damn. I got 5 out of 10.

I got 7.


Kat - Nov 10, 2009 10:35:17 am PST #18466 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I got 7.

I got 6. Which makes me sad.


Polter-Cow - Nov 10, 2009 10:38:07 am PST #18467 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Damn. I got 5 out of 10.

4. I thought I was doing well!

I got 7.

You have an advantage, though.