I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Nov 04, 2009 10:12:01 am PST #17083 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I would totally marry Mister Rogers. Smart, educated, doted on kids, a thoroughly, resolutely decent person, and in his youth had just a bit of a young Jimmy Stewart vibe going.

Then I suppose I'd have to C Captain Kangaroo because he and I are birthday twins and he's always felt like too much of a wacky storytelling uncle to contemplate F'ing without squicking myself to death.

And I don't really remember much of anyone but the Muppets from Sesame Street, so I guess I could maybe F Gordon, but I'd really rather not F anyone from Sesame Street if I don't actually have to. An F, C, M challenge doesn't constitute an actual legal obligation, does it?


aurelia - Nov 04, 2009 10:12:54 am PST #17084 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I could do Singha (or someplace else) tonight or tomorrow! I'm heading to Michigan on Friday directly after work.

Singha tonight would be great!

Shrift and aurelia, I'm booked tonight and tomorrow night. But am hoping to get together with Abi next Friday if either of you are around.

I might be available. Hard to say at the moment.


Calli - Nov 04, 2009 10:14:56 am PST #17085 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If someone made single serving meat loaf and called it a meat muffin I would probably eat it. I like meat loaf, but it's not something to make when you're cooking just for yourself.

I had a Jimmy John's BLT and a banana berry smoothie for lunch.


Amy - Nov 04, 2009 10:15:08 am PST #17086 of 30001
Because books.

Between the FCM and the meat muffins, this thread has a lot of glorious wrong in it this morning.


NoiseDesign - Nov 04, 2009 10:15:33 am PST #17087 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

Taco Bell is a local company for me. They started in Southern California. I still remember when none of them had dining rooms and they had pronunciation keys under all the menu items. I also still miss the Bellbeefer, even if it was an abomination.


Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2009 10:17:27 am PST #17088 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aw. We had a company meeting, and our CEO was discussing our upcoming acquisition and comparing it to a marriage, and in describing the moment when the deal would be finally approved, he said, "We're all waiting for the 'I now pronounce you'"—and there was a short pause as he, and I, suddenly realized the heteronormativity of that common phrase—"'man and man, or man and wife, or wife and wife,' or however you want to do it."

Also, I asked the final question, and he said I made an "astute observation." Everyone heard him! He told the whole company I made an astute observation! I am awesome!


Dana - Nov 04, 2009 10:17:44 am PST #17089 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

God, the comments section of the Times-Picayune is possibly the most depressing place on the web.


Sue - Nov 04, 2009 10:17:49 am PST #17090 of 30001
hip deep in pie

They guy who sits on the other side of the wall from me contracted HiNi this weekend and is at work today. If I get the contagion, shrift has to put him on the list for a mind-controlled groin-kicking.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2009 10:18:47 am PST #17091 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

God, the comments section of the Times-Picayune is possibly the most depressing place on the web.

Step away from the comments, Dana. It will only end badly.


javachik - Nov 04, 2009 10:18:57 am PST #17092 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

ND, are there still any Naugles? Del Tacos?