BTW, that is one of the many reasons why I love the Internet.
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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WALTER
That rug, in faith, tied the room together, did it not?
THE KNAVE
By my heart, a goodly rug.
OMG, it is the best. Though not the first fic I've read written in iambs.
Does nobody read the things I link?
Well, I've read it and liked it now...happy now, bitch?
Oh did I miss it, Corwood? My apologies.
The Knave abides.
On some such days, thou exits, pursued by a bear, and on others, the bear exits, pursued by you.
This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!