Aw, crap. It's a sad day in Fantasyland.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 16, 2009 12:34:22 pm PST #5668 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
le nubian - Dec 17, 2009 3:48:44 am PST #5669 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2009 5:50:58 am PST #5670 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Is Law aware that Downey Jr. would, in all likelihood, tap that?
§ ita § - Dec 17, 2009 6:34:47 am PST #5671 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd wondered if Ritchie's position was that he was being fundamental about Holmes, or subversive. I suppose he'd posit he's being the latter by being the former.
le nubian - Dec 17, 2009 6:59:18 am PST #5672 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
§ ita § - Dec 17, 2009 7:38:10 am PST #5673 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, I thought Orlando Bloom would be the highest grossing guy, just by virtue of showing up to the right gigs. Still can't open a movie...
Jessica - Dec 17, 2009 8:06:29 am PST #5674 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ebert tears Did You Hear About The Morgans? a new one:
Saints preserve us! Not another one of those movies where Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker end up as the front and back halves of a rodeo clown's cow suit! What's that you say? This is the first one where they've been inside the cow? Does it feel that way to you? What's that you say? You bet they'll be chased by a bear? Come on, now: surely only one of them!
Daisy Jane - Dec 17, 2009 10:32:20 am PST #5675 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Cool Daybreakers trailer a la Crank 2. [link]
Polter-Cow - Dec 17, 2009 10:33:56 am PST #5676 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee! I love those things.
Daisy Jane - Dec 17, 2009 10:40:23 am PST #5677 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That one nearly made me jump out of my skin. Looks like an awesome movie too.