Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Connie Neil - Dec 11, 2009 5:42:38 am PST #5493 of 30000
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The movie ends with Dances With Wolves proposing to go to the government and confronting them on how they treat Indians, despite the fact that when he pops his head up he's going to be locked up for desertion. The chief had proposed he just disappear into the tribe, but Dances felt the need to Make A Statement.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 11, 2009 5:52:50 am PST #5494 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Everything I've seen about the plot of Avatar so far is white man goes in to rescue natives and goes native himself (possibly for/with love of a fair alien maiden). Can your DH tell me it's not that, or it's more than that? Because I don't think the spectacle could get me over the hump.
ita echoes my own feelings about this - at least when I saw this story with Karl Urban as the guy running around in a loincloth saving the Noble Savages from his countrymen, I could appreciate the view if not the story. Smurfy Sam Worthington doesn't hold the same appeal, and all the SFX footage looked so video game-y and unreal in the previews I've seen that it's not a selling point.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 6:21:55 am PST #5495 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll buy the idea that the effects are so revolutionary that I won't be able to understand how much without seeing the movie big screen, 3D. Because I haven't been taken with what I've seen so far, but people who've seen it up close seem to like it.

But when Terminator 2 rocked my socks, the story got me too. And that was from the trailers and having watched Terminator for the first time on the big screen the night before. I'd say Jurassic Park is probably the biggest FX movie with the weakest story I didn't regret seeing. I just had no interest in seeing it again, although it had me scrunched up in my seat in the theatre.

Forrest Gump bothered me from the get go. I hated his character from the start and resented his insertion into every important event of his lifetime, especially including the sacrifice of his lady love to HIV.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 6:23:54 am PST #5496 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Worst Movies of the 2000s: The 40 Biggest Stinkers of the Decade

I've never heard of this one:

34. 'Kickin' It Old Skool' (2007)
Jamie Kennedy as a breakdancer who wakes up from a coma after 20 years? We really wish someone had pulled the plug on this unfunny stinker.


Jessica - Dec 11, 2009 6:25:12 am PST #5497 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

all the SFX footage looked so video game-y and unreal in the previews I've seen that it's not a selling point.

The footage you're seeing in trailers isn't fully rendered and has been flattened to accomodate a 2D display. It's not even close to how the finished movie will look in a theatre.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 6:28:44 am PST #5498 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I never got the hate for Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. It wasn't great, but it had fun moments. And one of my favourite movie lines, when Sever reveals her closet of weapons goodies and says "Some women buy shoes." I like Banderas and Liu as action heroes.

The others, on the other hand, all looked like crap, although Babylon AD tempted me for a little while.


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 6:43:24 am PST #5499 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The movie ends with Dances With Wolves proposing to go to the government and confronting them on how they treat Indians, despite the fact that when he pops his head up he's going to be locked up for desertion. The chief had proposed he just disappear into the tribe, but Dances felt the need to Make A Statement.

I totally remember it the other way! Weird. I think I'll hang on to that.


Fred Pete - Dec 11, 2009 7:42:52 am PST #5500 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

From tommyrot's link:

28. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' (2008)
Paris Hilton ... acts. And she doesn't even get killed at the end. Do we really need to say more?

What I want to know is, who played the hottie?

20. 'Little Man' (2006)
Marlon Wayans is a tiny thief who passes himself off as a baby. Because that would happen.

I haven't seen this, but I bet it was better when Lon Chaney made it as The Unholy Three.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 7:54:07 am PST #5501 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, I know one of the stars of The Hottie and the Nottie (he's the reason I've shared oxygen with Paris Hilton, although I completely overlooked her at the time. Turns out she just looks like some skanky overdone blonde in person. Who knew?). For his sake I'm sad to see the movie there, but note I didn't exactly support him in the theatre. Friendship has limits.


Daisy Jane - Dec 11, 2009 8:05:13 am PST #5502 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Huh. I didn't think Wicker Man was all that horrible.