I know, so young!
He was three months younger than me!
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I know, so young!
He was three months younger than me!
It's fucking crazy.
In other news, I just watched Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, and it was a lot of fun! If you go in expecting a silly action movie, you'll enjoy it. Jeremy Renner's arms do make an appearance.
P-C, I really liked Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters a lot! As long as you go in expecting nothing more than what the title says, you're good. Plus swearing! And the missing kids on the milk bottles visual joke was fantastic.
Jeremy Renner's arms do make an appearance.
They should get a credit line. "Jeremy Renner's biceps as Themselves."
They should get a credit line. "Jeremy Renner's biceps as Themselves."
There could be a shocking plot twist where you discover they were switched at birth.
Plus swearing! And the missing kids on the milk bottles visual joke was fantastic.
Thought #1: "OH COME ON." Thought #2: "Wait...is that where it came from?" Thought #3: "OH COME ON."
Also, when Hansel had to inject himself, I thought, ha, what, he has diabetes from eating too much candy?
AND THEN HE HAD DIABETES FROM EATING TOO MUCH CANDY.
Plus swearing!
I like swearing!
It was a lot of fun, and Gretel was fucking badass. Looks like they're making a sequel!
I enjoyed Hansel and Gretel much more than I thought I would. If I hadn't seen it with friends, I probably would have given it a miss.
Anyone else seen a movie called Alter Egos?
Jeremy Renner's arms do make an appearance.
We watched Ghost Protocol last night (I know, I know; I hate Cruise, but it was pretty fun) and I kept screaming, "WHERE ARE THE BARE ARMS??!!"
My husband is pretty forbearing, but then we watched Haywire, and I was like "He rack is amazing!" and he was like "And those muscled thighs!" So I kept a Thigh Watch for him: "THIGHS, honey!"
The things that make a marriage work...
Just out of curiosity, what's everyone's read on WTF is going on with James Franco here?: [link]
Choose one:
A) Franco having an overinflated sense of importance
B) I think he may have a crush on Cavill.
C) Cavill had a one night stand with him and discarded him like used kleenex and Franco hasn't gotten over it.