Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Jessica - Jun 18, 2013 6:36:41 pm PDT #24744 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh how I wish anyone, anyone on this team of scriptwriters had looked up the Wikipedia entry on gravity. Because the explanation of how the World Engine worked was painful.


Jessica - Jun 18, 2013 6:37:39 pm PDT #24745 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Perhaps it's fairer to say that no one's plans made sense in that movie, but here it at least sounds like crazy angry guy wants something that's reasonable to want.

Yeah, I'd agree with that.


le nubian - Jun 18, 2013 6:40:33 pm PDT #24746 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

OMG. No shit. Furthermore, there is the very obvious issue that didn't they fucking ruin Krypton by fucking with the core? Didn't Zod criticize the council for fucking with the core?

Then what did he do? Fuck with the core. I just did not understand that shit at all.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 18, 2013 7:08:50 pm PDT #24747 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Prepare to have your ovaries explode: [link]


Jesse - Jun 19, 2013 6:49:09 am PDT #24748 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Excerpt from MoS sequel "obtained": [link]


Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2013 12:13:09 pm PDT #24749 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, what the hell, they're making a LEGO movie??

...And it actually looks good? What? No, seriously, it's from the directors of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and 21 Jump Street, both of which were surprisingly intelligent and hilarious...plus Batman.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 12:15:28 pm PDT #24750 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What was surprisingly intelligent about 21 Jump St? Did it happen after their fragile friendship was cracked to the core by the ex-uncool guy spouting off? I had to go find where my eyes had rolled off to at that point, and got too distracted to finish the movie.


Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2013 12:20:11 pm PDT #24751 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I found it to be a very smart combination of homage and satire. It was much more than the dumb comedy I expected it to be.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 12:23:49 pm PDT #24752 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Homage, where? And what was worth satirising? I found it to be so independent of the original beyond "undercover in high school" that they had to jam in the original actors to remind us why they spent money on the licensing. And there wasn't enough about the original to really satirise anyway.

Also really quite predictable, so if it wasn't an existing property, there'd be no reason to watch it either.


DavidS - Jun 19, 2013 2:09:25 pm PDT #24753 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I really liked the 21 Jump Street movie. Thought it was consistently funny and sweethearted.