Believe it or not, I haven't actually seen the first Hobbit yet.
Look at all the fun you're missing not having an opinion about the Moose/Elk!
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
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DavidS - Jun 11, 2013 12:13:17 pm PDT #24641 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sean K - Jun 11, 2013 12:26:01 pm PDT #24642 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Right?
Sean K - Jun 11, 2013 12:27:34 pm PDT #24643 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And looking at the gif, I'd say that's a hart.
Burrell - Jun 11, 2013 12:28:07 pm PDT #24644 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
For a story primarily about some dwarves and a dragon, this movie seems to have way more elves than it ought.
That was my thought as well. Also, where my Beorn? That trailer needs more bears!
As for Tharanduil's ride, I am going to thread the needle and say they were going for Huge Majestic Stag but in a tragic failure of CGI they created something closer to a Mutant Mooselk.
megan walker - Jun 11, 2013 12:55:22 pm PDT #24645 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you, go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you, go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the hart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here on my hart
And my hart will go on and on
You're welcome.
Connie Neil - Jun 11, 2013 12:55:49 pm PDT #24646 of 30000
brillig
Someone find her and smack her. Gently.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 11, 2013 12:55:56 pm PDT #24647 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Look at the nose. That is not a Moose nose.
It's an Elvish moose, with the customary finer, more attractive features.
Sue - Jun 11, 2013 12:58:15 pm PDT #24648 of 30000
hip deep in pie
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§ ita § - Jun 11, 2013 12:59:30 pm PDT #24649 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Which raises the important question: dogs in?
Steph L. - Jun 11, 2013 1:02:17 pm PDT #24650 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Why am I the first one to say this?
A moose once bit my sister.