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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Jessica - Jun 11, 2013 8:58:31 am PDT #24627 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Why aren't we all talking about the Desolation of Smaug trailer?? And why is Evangeline Lilly dressed up as Link?


Fiona - Jun 11, 2013 9:56:40 am PDT #24628 of 30000

Arachnophobe warning 1 min 10 seconds in.

Legolas is ageing backwards.

I do love the ending of the trailer, though.


Sean K - Jun 11, 2013 10:49:27 am PDT #24629 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

For a movie called "The Desolation of Smaug," it seemed like 90% of the story covered in the film is actually not in the Desolation of Smaug, but whatever.

I agree with you Jess about Evangeline Lilly looking like Link.

So Lee Pace is Tharanduil? Excellent.

And Smaug himself looks fantastic. What little we saw.


Jessica - Jun 11, 2013 10:51:17 am PDT #24630 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

For a story primarily about some dwarves and a dragon, this movie seems to have way more elves than it ought.

Still, Lee Pace, so okay.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2013 11:37:33 am PDT #24631 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So Lee Pace is Tharanduil? Excellent.

He was Tharanduil in the first Hobbit! Riding a giant stag, remember?


Jessica - Jun 11, 2013 11:39:43 am PDT #24632 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Riding a giant stag, remember?

I think you mean a giant moose.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2013 11:40:27 am PDT #24633 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think you mean a giant moose.

I don't think an elf would ride something as ugly as a moose.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2013 11:41:17 am PDT #24634 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not a moose.


Jessica - Jun 11, 2013 11:41:36 am PDT #24635 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Moose

BWAHAHAHAHA. Dude that is totally a moose.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2013 11:42:21 am PDT #24636 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That is not what a moose looks like, Jessica!

Look at the nose. That is not a Moose nose.

Where are the Canadians?!