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Polter-Cow - Apr 06, 2013 9:24:23 am PDT #23979 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha ha ha, it is totally not like that, but I can believe that the trailers would sell it that way. Here's a sneak peek at my review.

End of Watch got a lot of buzz last year, and I had been intrigued, but once I found out Anna Kendrick was in it, I made actual plans to watch it. And, Jesus, I'm glad I did. At first, it seems like Just Another Cop Drama, so who needs it? Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Peña are street cops in South Central. It's not a glamorous position; they're not solving murders or anything. They drive around and respond to calls and help people and get shot at. It's a shit job, but they believe in it. From Gyllenhaal's opening monologue, you know these are good cops, not the usual corrupt ones you always see. The movie is presented as a combination of found footage (Gyllenhaal is shooting a project for film class, and we also see footage from others) and traditional film, which allows writer/director David Ayer to get the intimacy of the found-footage format without being completely restricted by its POV. The heart of the movie is the relationship between the two partners (and their relationships with their significant others). There is a plot that slowly builds throughout the movie as they look into gang wars and drug trafficking, but, surprisingly, the plot was not what kept me going. I became so engrossed in their lives that about halfway through the movie, I just didn't want it to end. I wanted to watch them do anything. Go to the store, attend a quinceañara, joke about sex. It wasn't narrative momentum; it was character momentum. At a certain point, I realized that if either one of them—or both, for fuck's sake—died, I would be in tears, that's how attached I had become to them after such a short time. I applaud any film that can draw me into its world so strongly, even when that world is our own. A-


Steph L. - Apr 06, 2013 9:30:17 am PDT #23980 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, I might have to watch that. Silly misleading trailers!


Volans - Apr 06, 2013 11:19:50 am PDT #23981 of 30000
move out and draw fire

You should rent it and then demand your money back because the explosions (or tense drug kingpin murder scenes) that got you intrigued by the trailer weren't in the actual movie!

I'm kind of stunned that you didn't see a trailer for it, P-C. I mean, I don't have TV and went to like 3 movies last year, and I feel like I saw the trailer 65 times.


Polter-Cow - Apr 06, 2013 11:34:19 am PDT #23982 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, I just watched the trailer, and, no, I've never seen it, and, holy shit, it's crazy spoilery. That plot that I said slowly builds and develops? Well, it's all right there. Good job, trailer.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2013 1:44:44 pm PDT #23983 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I saw an expanded World War Z trailer while watching GI Joe: Retaliation this afternoon (itself a fun popcorn movie full of explosions, fight scenes, and good acting by Jonathan Pryce but almost no one else). Apparently in it zombies can fly so as to bring down a helicopter, tear their way through the side of an airliner fuselage, and make new zombies fast enough that it goes like the wave through a crowd in a sports arena. Good to know so I can make sure to never, ever pay any money to watch it.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2013 2:38:30 pm PDT #23984 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Have you read the book, Matt? I know they had a lot of issues with the filming, but I've heard mostly quite positive things about the source material. I'm still only at the start (continuing with the theory that I'll read the book before I see the movie), and it's 28 Days Later-esque in that it's an infection, not supernatural, and these are speedy-assed motherfuckers.


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2013 3:35:53 pm PDT #23985 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The novel GI Joe: Retaliation shows a definite influence of Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five, but ultimately is a pale comparison to the latter.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2013 5:03:07 pm PDT #23986 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Bwah!

Have you read the book, Matt?

Nope. I've read extensive criticisms about the military being handed the idiot ball to contrive certain plot points, which makes me less than eager to read it, but no one complained about magic flying zombies that could make more zombies instantly with a wiggle of their noses. I assume those are original to the film.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2013 5:33:49 pm PDT #23987 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't see the trailer you did, Matt. I only saw zombies creating some sort of undead human bridge in every direction of food. So I can't say. But the speedy infection of the whole world is definitely in the book.

Tom, which influence? Is that in some way different from the seven million other "Oh, no, us supreme soldiers have been double-crossed by our superiors, and now we need to go renegade vigilante and punish the real bad guy and re-earn our places in The System" (aka The Losers, A-Team, possibly the Expendables but I fell asleep)?


Polter-Cow - Apr 07, 2013 6:32:16 pm PDT #23988 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Nothing in the World War Z trailer resembles anything in the book. Except that there are zombies. Around the world. It looks like a fun movie that I may see, but I'm not expecting it to be an actual adaptation of the book.