If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Jessica - Mar 28, 2013 3:26:36 am PDT #23952 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, [link] ?


le nubian - Mar 28, 2013 6:57:49 am PDT #23953 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

that was some funny funny shit.


Volans - Mar 28, 2013 8:15:22 am PDT #23954 of 30000
move out and draw fire

OK, having seen it again, unless there's actually Cumbervoice mixed in with the dragon's roar, I'm going to have to say that he was credited because he's CUMBERBATCH.

I mean, the Necromancer's outline could've been Stephen Colbert.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2013 10:10:40 am PDT #23955 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's also possible he was credited for part 1 back when it was part 1 of 2, and so blah blah contractcakes, his name's in the list whether he's in the movie or not.


P.M. Marc - Mar 28, 2013 10:49:28 am PDT #23956 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In the credits, which I have open in another window, he's credited as Necromancer. It's in between Goblin Scribe and Dwarf Miner in the bottom right hand side of the credits screen. You can see it at 2:42:21 on the DVD.


Kalshane - Mar 29, 2013 5:01:07 am PDT #23957 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I'm on the fence about getting the theatrical release versus waiting for the extended edition. I did the latter for LotR, but with The Hobbit I already felt like the theatrical release was a little too long, so I'm not sure that more of it is really the best idea.


Volans - Mar 31, 2013 7:29:51 am PDT #23958 of 30000
move out and draw fire

We watched Les Miserables last night. Admittedly it wasn't the best viewing experience ever, as Mal whined pretty much throughout the whole thing (hey, no one forced him to watch it), but I was decidedly meh.

It was neat to hear different actors' interpretations of the music, and there was some fun casting (although not Russell Crowe, dude, horribly miscast), but ultimately I think I agree with The Hulk - Get the camera out of their noses!

I also watched Room 237 Friday night. It's a pretty good documentary, which subtly slides its own thesis in while purporting to report other people's interpretations of The Shining. It also changed my mind a little bit about the whole cinematic kabbalah exercise of Shining interpretation, and confirmed my belief that Kubrick was a mad genius.


le nubian - Mar 31, 2013 9:20:23 am PDT #23959 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Raq,

I saw Room 237 last night with Beau and Beau HATED the film. Just hated it. I think he felt the movie actually ruined his night. I did not think it was a good movie really - I thought it was entertaining to have these crackpot "film enthusiasts" talk about their pet theories of the film, but a lot of the theories were decontextualized. I don't think a movie can have any meaning you impute on it. Random images you see strewn throughout the movie, including mis-seeing a ski poster as a minotaur, does not mean a filmmaker is interested in minotaurs.

I did laugh out loud until I was disabled at one part of the movie where the enthusiasts are discussing (at length) the role of an unspeaking part in the movie. OMG, that brought all the absurdity together and just made me catch my breath.

It is unfortunate too that all this time was spent on the unspeaking character and no time spent discussing Scatman Crothers' role. Are you telling me that of all the crackpots filmmaker found, he couldn't find one to discuss magical negro or John Henry?

The one section of the film I did like was when one of the commenters talked about how Kubrick planned the pathway of the boy in the big wheel. That actually felt informative.


Juliebird - Mar 31, 2013 8:19:21 pm PDT #23960 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Seven Psychopaths: does Martin McDonagh like to see Colin Farrel suicidal? Anyways, not what I was expecting based on the trailer, but still, I dunno, emotional with a toe-hold in reality. Sam Rockwell is slowly winning me over. Now I'm hearing a bit of Owen Wilson and seeing a dorky Tom Cruise.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2013 9:29:19 am PDT #23961 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did not know my old secret boyfriend Rick Yune is the villain in Olympus Has Fallen! Of course, I learned that in an article about people being fucking racist about it, and the movie still looks terrible, so I guess I won't see it, but still. Good for him.