Not since that guy who used a belt sander to masturbate, have I heard such a tale.
Um, ouch.
And yes.
And I see that Kat beat me to the Darwin Awards commentary.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:25:38 pm PDT #14491 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Sue - Apr 08, 2009 3:25:58 pm PDT #14492 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Or give him a darwin award.
It so could have went that way.
And, now that I think about it, why did the primer need to be warm?
I'm assuming that it was outside and needed to get up to room temperature.
sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 3:28:48 pm PDT #14493 of 30000
Yeah, in his note he said it was frozen.
Kat - Apr 08, 2009 3:31:29 pm PDT #14494 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Sara: for you!
sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 3:33:35 pm PDT #14495 of 30000
Oh EXCELLENT! Stretch those legs, Gracie!
sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 3:36:35 pm PDT #14496 of 30000
I love it when she grins with ALL THOSE TEETH!
Kat - Apr 08, 2009 3:37:27 pm PDT #14497 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
She's secretly part crocodile.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2009 3:47:57 pm PDT #14498 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Um, ouch.
It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2009 3:49:20 pm PDT #14499 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was going to say that losing one nut wasn't enough, but this way he can still get kicked in the groin as a painful reminder.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:51:26 pm PDT #14500 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."
One would think. Plus-- what ita said.