If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 5:10:05 pm PDT #12085 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, green apple's pretty bad.

I've never met a cherry-flavored candy I like. Maybe it's always reminded me of cherry-flavored cough-syrup.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 5:12:17 pm PDT #12086 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

ita, I hope you start feeling better soon.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2009 5:17:33 pm PDT #12087 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Banana and watermelon. Ugh.


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2009 5:18:41 pm PDT #12088 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Watermelon candy is usually pretty bad.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 5:19:18 pm PDT #12089 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love watermelon Jolly Ranchers. But I think that's the only watermelon.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 5:22:45 pm PDT #12090 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just bought some PEZ. I don't like the cherry ones, and the raspberry tastes really weird.


Cashmere - Mar 24, 2009 5:27:13 pm PDT #12091 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is someone available to beta my next column? I need an opinion on something.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2009 5:32:28 pm PDT #12092 of 30000

I wan my dad. And my mom. But they are in cellular limbo in Colorado. Bah.


Typo Boy - Mar 24, 2009 5:40:33 pm PDT #12093 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

There was a watermelon ice I liked. But I'm pretty sure it was made with actual watermelon concentrate.


Ginger - Mar 24, 2009 5:48:06 pm PDT #12094 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Grape! I hate grape. But I love grapes! The two things are really really not related to each other.

The mistake is even pretending these flavors are related to fruit. I prefer to think of them as "red flavored" and "purple flavored." I can't stand the flavor dubbed "wild cherry." When I was a kid, I had to take this cherry-flavored liquid penicillin that was kept in the refrigerator. It was gooey and nasty.

I can look at it, Cash.