Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Mar 23, 2009 8:44:20 am PDT #11903 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

If I ever meet *Corwood* and don't yell "Cocksucker!" he'll be put out with me. So I feel you on that, Aims. I would love him forever if someone did that and McShane smiled and said "It's when they *don't* yell profanity in a hotel lobby that I'll worry."


Aims - Mar 23, 2009 9:03:53 am PDT #11904 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Overheard at work:

"Oh come on. It's pretty easy to tell if something is shit or coffee."


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2009 9:04:41 am PDT #11905 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um... are those metaphors?


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2009 9:06:03 am PDT #11906 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

... I mean, I hope the person is not talking about some new business that serves both coffee and hot shit in a cup....


Gudanov - Mar 23, 2009 9:13:59 am PDT #11907 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

serves both coffee and hot shit in a cup....

A crappuccino.


megan walker - Mar 23, 2009 9:15:08 am PDT #11908 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I guess everything really does sound better in Italian.


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2009 9:25:47 am PDT #11909 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

Most Buffista t-shirts ever!

LOVE!!!


DavidS - Mar 23, 2009 9:26:09 am PDT #11910 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. Well played Buffistas.

Surely there's already a link though with weasel crap coffee?

Oh, I'm worried about ita.


Jessica - Mar 23, 2009 9:29:29 am PDT #11911 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Teppy, I was definitely thinking of you when I stumbled across those.


Jesse - Mar 23, 2009 9:29:49 am PDT #11912 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was just saying how I love Toothpaste for Dinner.