Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


sumi - May 31, 2011 11:13:21 am PDT #4560 of 6445
Art Crawl!!!

Jon B: congratulations!!!


Jon B. - May 31, 2011 11:18:27 am PDT #4561 of 6445
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks, sumi.


Fiona - May 31, 2011 11:37:25 am PDT #4562 of 6445

Yes Jon, congratulations and best wishes to you both! It's a great time of year to have a birthday.

Tiswas was famous for its pies. If you went on the show it was more or less guaranteed.


Laura - May 31, 2011 11:47:51 am PDT #4563 of 6445
This too shall pass.

Yay Jon! I applaud your contribution to World Domination.


sj - May 31, 2011 12:00:15 pm PDT #4564 of 6445
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations Jon and FAQ Wife!


billytea - May 31, 2011 12:35:38 pm PDT #4565 of 6445
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jon! Congratulations to the both of you. Three of you. You're going to have a ThereMini-Me.


Hayden - May 31, 2011 5:38:33 pm PDT #4566 of 6445
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

No kidding! Way to go, Jon and FAQ Wife!


DavidS - May 31, 2011 5:54:47 pm PDT #4567 of 6445
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My first article at the AV Club on Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Cool beans, you lucky bastard! That's exciting.


Hayden - May 31, 2011 6:28:04 pm PDT #4568 of 6445
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks! This is way better than covering Donald Trump.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 6:45:24 pm PDT #4569 of 6445
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, btw...

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