I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2008 9:28:55 am PDT #5229 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Remember 'go outside and play?'

For younger readers, I'll explain this archaic concept. It worked like this: The child or children in the house -- as long as they were over age 4 or so -- went to the door, opened it, and ... went outside. They braved the neighborhood pedophile just waiting to pounce, the rusty nails just waiting to be stepped on, the trees just waiting to be fallen out of, and they "played."

"Play," incidentally, is a mysterious activity children engage in when not compelled to spend every hour under adult supervision, taking soccer or piano lessons or practicing vocabulary words with computerized flashcards.

...

Thirty years ago, the "going out to play" culture coexisted with other culturally sanctioned forms of independence for even very young children: Kids as young as 6 used to walk to school on their own, for instance, or take public buses or -- gulp -- subways. And if they lived on a school bus route, their mommies did not consider it necessary to escort them to the bus stop every morning and wait there with them.

But today, for most middle-class American children, "going out to play" has gone the way of the dodo, the typewriter and the eight-track tape. From 1981 to 1997, for instance, University of Michigan time-use studies show that 3- to 5-year-olds lost an average of 501 minutes of unstructured playtime each week; 6- to 8-year-olds lost an average of 228 minutes. (On the other hand, kids now do more organized activities and have more homework, the lucky devils!) And forget about walking to school alone. Today's kids don't walk much at all (adding to the childhood obesity problem).


Jesse - Aug 25, 2008 9:29:53 am PDT #5230 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Never having heard of a nickname for St. Louis being "the Lou".

Nelly! He's from the Lou and he's proud!


meara - Aug 25, 2008 9:39:31 am PDT #5231 of 10003

Nelly! He's from the Lou and he's proud!

Yeah, I knew he was from St. Louis but I didn't know it was called The Lou!!

I know now!

I still think "Princess of The Lou" when heard out loud makes me think "Princess of the Loo" and the bathroom...


Jesse - Aug 25, 2008 9:42:33 am PDT #5232 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I knew he was from St. Louis but I didn't know it was called The Lou!!

Sorry -- that's a line in Country Grammar.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2008 9:47:34 am PDT #5233 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG. In the office next to mine, an intern has been sharpening pencils ALL DAY LONG. I feel bad for her, sure, but I feel bad for me!


DavidS - Aug 25, 2008 9:51:20 am PDT #5234 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Remember 'go outside and play?'

Emmett doesn't go out to play, but he is released on his own recognizance after school and roams the wild streets of Albany unsupervised.

In San Francisco he's on a shorter leash. But has been going to the corner store on his own since he was 9-10.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2008 9:55:58 am PDT #5235 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Meat Font.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2008 10:20:13 am PDT #5236 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Classic photographs recreated in Lego


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2008 10:23:50 am PDT #5237 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Classic photographs recreated in Lego

Yeah, I saw those. This one ain't right: [link]


megan walker - Aug 25, 2008 10:25:53 am PDT #5238 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

My favorites are the skyscraper lunch and Bigfoot.