Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 15, 2008 6:23:43 am PDT #3467 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So you know all those rumors that Obama is the antichrist?

I thought Hillary Clinton was supposed to be? Make up your minds, people!


amych - Aug 15, 2008 6:25:37 am PDT #3468 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm waiting to see what kind of contortions the wing-nuts go through to justify both thinking Obabma is the anti-Christ and continuing to embrace the Left Behind series.

Easy. Obama isn't American, problem solved. (And don't you read your email?)


Nilly - Aug 15, 2008 6:27:59 am PDT #3469 of 10003
Swouncing

Exploiting-the-hivemind-are-us, round 17:

Would any of you clever with-actual-knowledge nice people like to be brutally take-no-prisoners-ly nitpicker-ly honest in tearing apart my abstract so that I can improve it? Any sort of remark is more than welcome - obviously, the language and grammar, as well as sentence and paragraph structure, but of course I'd love any comment on pretty much anything and everything you find is lacking.

It's still somewhat at a draft stage, considering I've written and re-written and deleted and tweaked and went back again and lather-rinse-repeat so much, I can't see anymore what works and what doesn't. I know I have some crazy long and convoluted sentences in there, and that I have to cut it a bit, but I am too close - technically - to all this mess right now to be able to properly edit. So I turn to you guys.

Instead of bogging Natter down with too much meMeME, I posted it here. Comments there, here, e-mails to my profile address, smoke signals or little paper airplanes are all not only welcome, but deeply appreciated.

(I will only see them after shabbat, though, so my actual corrections and questions for clarification and returning small paper airplanes will be delayed. It's not that I'm not filled with gratitude, it's just that I'm sleeping.)

Thanks, ever so much, even if only for letting me vent.

Good short relaxed (as possible) Fridays, lovely weekends and shabbat shalom to all!


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2008 6:30:03 am PDT #3470 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, I'm really getting sick of all the bizarre arguments some right-wing pundits are using. Obama wants to give his big speech in a football stadium? Well, you know who else gave speeches in stadiums - Hitler!

More from the article:

Pundits have pointed out that there are similarities between the "Left Behind Series" character Nicolae Carpathia and Obama. Other than some vocabulary and charisma, Carpathia, a young Romanian politician who eventually oversees a one-world government, and Obama don't have much in common. "If even the people who created the character Nicolae Carpathia don't see the comparisons as warranted, then perhaps this is overblown," says Jenkins.

So, "charismatic" + "Democratic politician" = "Antichrist"?

Fuckers.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2008 6:31:20 am PDT #3471 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nilly, we'd be glad to take a look at it.

Good luck!


Gudanov - Aug 15, 2008 6:36:12 am PDT #3472 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Bigfoot has been found in Georgia, supposedly.

[link]

There's a photo of something indistinct in a big cooler that is being kept in an undisclosed location. I predict that the additional evidence will never pan out and nothing will ever be made available to biologists.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 15, 2008 6:37:00 am PDT #3473 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Bigfoot has been found in Georgia, supposedly.

Which, currently, begs the question - Georgia the state or Georgia the country?


Ginger - Aug 15, 2008 6:38:02 am PDT #3474 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Obama wants to give his big speech in a football stadium? Well, you know who else gave speeches in stadiums - Hitler!

Also Billy Graham and the pope.


Barb - Aug 15, 2008 6:39:45 am PDT #3475 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Today's *coughchokebullshithack* commentary

President Bush on Friday chided Russia for Cold War-style behavior, saying, "Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century."

Oh REALLY?


Jessica - Aug 15, 2008 6:39:59 am PDT #3476 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Obama wants to give his big speech in a football stadium? Well, you know who else gave speeches in stadiums - Hitler!

Dare I hope that it will backfire big time because there IS a limit to the amount of stupidity the American people will accept from their political leaders?

....

Crap.