What, they can't just google you?
APPARENTLY NOT.
So many forms. So much paperwork. Me digging through boxes of records trying to find pay stubs and W-2s.
This is at least three times worse than doing my taxes. (And you wouldn't like me when I'm doing my taxes.)
Noodle.
What?
OMG, facebook is evil. I reconnected with a childhood friend (she & I had been in contact, just not in the last couple of years. I try to visit when I see the parents, but she was out of state the last couple times) and now with her younger sister. Both are freaking gorgeous and interesting. And saw pics of their baby brothers, who I used to babysit. They have BEARDS! OK, goatees, but still. I changed their freaking diapers and Ari was the first kid who projectile vomited on me. FACIAL HAIR. WIVES. AHRG.
Knock on wood (followed by finding an actual wooden object and knocking three times on it).
Animals that begin with "n"?
Nautilus. Nematode. Nilgai. Nightjar.
eta: Sue already called nematode
Nilly, if you need any LaTeX help, shoot me an email.
Wow, that was a great volleyball game. (Set one of the US women's game against Belgium.) So exciting. Five set points!