Wow, only 1000 posts to go until we change threads!

I think we slut for numbers less here than we did at Salon and WX.

Also, I remember that someone had an idea, back when writing on the but of pants was new, to make "crazy pants" or "cranky pants" or something like that. I did alwas like that idea.

I alwahys told my (former before she got let go) boss that I had m cranky pants on for the day, and she knew to ignore my whining.

My daughter just referred to one of her toy animals as "Bad Horse."

I only watched Dr. Horrible after she was in bed...

"cranky pants"

I think Kat did have a pair of pants that said cranky across the ass. Maybe even several people...

I have Cranky pants!

I have a pair of shorts that have "Judge This" across the butt. (I've dreamed of the day I resign from my present job by going in and "mooning" my principal while wearing these shorts.) I wear them to sleep in on particularly bad days.

I'm really tempted to have Pete create an image of the word "Cranky" in the GCS font, so I can turn it into an iron-on transfer. Why yes, I would put that transfer across the seat of a couple of pairs of bloomers, why do you ask?

I am so nostalgic lately. Even the cranky pants make me feel that way.

I am also really liking peanut butter. I just had a sandwich that was peanut butter and raisins, and it was so yummy, I want another. I also enjoy reading old cookbooks versions of sandwiches, because it seems that, although we take mayo and mustard for granted as just a normal part of any sandwich, these things are new and different in the 1960's.

One of m favorite sandwiches ever in my life is homeade wheat bread, peanut butter, raisins, apples, yogurt and sprouts. Which I realise is a little weird, but it is good. I hate that I have trouble baking in an electric oven, which is what I have in this apartment. And my grocery store does not sell sprouts!

ETA My Y key is clearly having a problem

across the seat of a couple of pairs of bloomers, why do you ask?

Somehow cranky bloomers are even cuter than cranky pants!

I'm really tempted to have Pete create an image of the word "Cranky" in the GCS font, so I can turn it into an iron-on transfer. Why yes, I would put that transfer across the seat of a couple of pairs of bloomers, why do you ask?

You should market them as part of the GCS line. I would definitely buy a pair.

In tragic-yet-laughable moment, the Diva's best friend was riding in the car with us today and asked, as she is wont to do, if had "song X" on my iPod (which I have plugged into the car because I'm just that sad). One of her choices was Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry." I said that no, I didn't have Fergie's version, but I had the original.

And proceeded to blast The Four Seasons.

Which earned me an indignant "Miss Barb, that doesn't sound a THING like Fergie's version."

Which had me giggling madly. I'm a bad, bad person, aren't I?

ETA: ::giggling at Jilli's cranky bloomers::